roflmbo!!!! thanks i needed that!!!
no wonder i have been having so much pain in my lower back, it all makes sense now!!! scared to pick your pockets again, but wanted to thank you for the laugh, been a horrible day for pain and you have helped again thanks!

i pick pain right out of Grammy's pocket i don't know why she keeps it there in her back hip pocket . It looks to me like she should find another place to keep that cactus .

Whew! thanks so much Mamob! my back feels so much better without that cactus in my back pocket! I forgot i put it back there. Let me see what you have in your back pocket. what is this, a picture? A picture of a gorgeous model?! no wait, i know this model, oh my goodness! it's a picture of Mamob! Will you autograph it for me?

GET IN LINE GET IN LINE GRAMMY. YOU MAY HAVE TO CAMP OUT. THE LINE IS VERY LONG FOR MY AUTOGRAPHS . IF THEY COULD ONLY SEE ME NOW. ALL THOSE BOYS WHO CALLED ME A SWIN . I WONDER IF ANY OF THEM ARE STAING IN THAT LINE NOW.

WELL BACK TO MY OLD TRADE PICING POCKETS . LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN FIND IN GRAMMY'S POCKET. LOOKES LIKE SHE HAS AN EYE EXAME . I SEE SHE HAS ONE OF THOSE LITTLE APPOINMNET CARDS. HELL, SHE NEEDS TO GET THEM EYES CHECKED IF SHE THINKS I LOOK LIKE A GORGEOUS MODEL . I BETTER PUT THIS CARD BACK I LOOK FOR SOMTING ELSE . WHAT IN THE HECK DOSE SHE DO WITH A CATTLE PROD . ooooo KINKY KINKY

you can have the appointment card i already been, but gemme my cattle prod back!!!! that and my taser gun is what i use to keep the old man in line!

DO YOU ALSO USE THAT WHIP I PICKED OUT OF GRAMMYDEBES POCKET

i AM GOING TO SART PUTING THING IN POCKETS LOL
TO DAY I FOUND SOME SNUFF IN THE POCKET OF THAT REDNECK ANGEL

ewww was it chewed already?!
that's a great idea as long as i get my cattle prod back, please! the old man is getting outta hand! lol redneck angel can keep the whip, i stopped using that long ago. and you can keep the cactus cause it is helping the pain in my lower back not to carry that around in my back pocket.

I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE HECK GRAMMY WAS DOING WITH THAT COW CHIP IN HER BACK POCKET .WARNING GALS BE CAREFUL PICKING GRAMMY'S POCKET . I LIKE TO HAVE NEVER GOT MY HANDS CLEAN.

the cow chip was fertilizer for the cactus now you can give it to the cactus you took from me. since you still have my cattle prod in your back pocket i am taking it back!
and btw better a cow chip that previously chewed snuff, again ewwwww lol

I must have lost the cattle prod Im so sorry . This pocket picking is getting pretty gross. I realy do need to reform. and Start a new lease on life I am old and I do not think it is nice for old ladies like me to go around picking pockets anyway . BUT just for old time sake I am going to sneak around now and then and pick a few pockets because it is so much FUN. lol
GRammy has fun things in her pockest tonight . I found three unused movie tickets and free food cupons for pizza and coupons for free Diary Queen cones and a love letter she wrote to >>>> ( SMILE) I am not going to tell you. I am not one to spread rummors .

yeah you lost the cattle prod cause i took it back!!!! ah man ya got my coupons for my dinner, :( oh well, as long as you don't tell who the love letter is to you can have the coupons, enjoy my dinner.

let me see what i can pick from your pocket, hmmmm now where are you stashing all the loot you keep taking from the rest of us?! your pockets are empty except for this tiny piece of lint. oh poo you aren't any fun you could at least put something interesting in your pocket for us to pick.

wait till you see what i put in my pocket just waiting till the first person who dares to try to take it. clue, don't go for the right hip pocket i have a mouse trap in there fully loaded and ready to snap! or is it the left hip pocket....hmmmmm i forgot which pocket i put the mouse trap in lol so who ever goes for my pockets i guess you gotta take your chance, don't say i didn't warn you though!

AWE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FOUND THE MOUSE TRAP IN GRAMMYDEBES POCKET

good thing you used a stick instead of your fingers! and it pinched me when it went SMACK closed! OUCH you are one tricky redneck angel!

what is that in your pocket? a mouse?! awww he is so cute, what's his name, i can't take your pet mouse from you. what a sweet little face he has. i will put him back.

lets see what else you got in there? a tissue, it's wrinkled but is it clean?

I picked grammydebes pocket and there was a big fat chinchilla in there. I don't know what happened to the mouse- maybe the chinchilla sat on it.