Did you know tht there are two excellent theories for arguing with women? Neither one works.

Did you know that Alaska has more coastline than all the other U.S. states combined

Did you know that not long ago this year, A 200 million dollar bran new giant air buss plane the biggest passenger plane ever built had never been off the ground. built for some Arab king or prince in Dhubi The Arab flight crew of Dhubi Aircraft Tecknologies enter the plane to run the preflight test to ready it for delivery that day .It was being per filght test on the ground just out side the it's hanger The 4 giant jet engines were set at full take off power . All kinds of alarms went off in the in the cock pit some idiot had the bright idea to un plug the alarms .They had not read the manual. this action fools the plane to think it was in the air and it s computers turn off all the breaks and the big plane 200 million dollar airbuss ROCKETED FORWARD SO FAST THAT IT CRACHED INTO A CONCRET BLAST BARRIER DESTROYING THE NEW PLANE . THIS HAPPEN IN TOUOUSE FRANCE

some heads are going to roll

Did you know that Mambo likes to eat lizards?

THE LIZARD IS A HARD MEAL TO BEAT. YUMMMMMMMM!

DID YOU KNOW WHEN PEOPLE SAY THEY ARE SWEATING LIKE A HOG . THEY ARE VERY WRONG HOGS DO NOT SWEAT. BUT IF YOU HAVE CHACE ONE ALL OVER MY BACK YARD IN TEXAS YOU WILL START SWEATING LIKE A HUMAN.

Did you know Human bone is as strong as granite in supporting weight. A block of bone the size of a matchbox can support 9 tonnes â that is four times as much as concrete can support

DO YOU KNOW THAT THERE ONLY A HAND FULL OF DAM INSPECTORS FOR ALL THE DAMS IN THIS COUNTRY AND MOST OF THE DAMS ARE OVER 50 YEARS OLD AND NEED REPAIR

Baking soda has at least 84 uses.

Sounds like someone I know!


Earwigs are small bugs that got their name from the myth that they climb into people's ears and therein lay their eggs or tunnel into the brain. Earwigs also have two penises! Both are larger than it's body and if it needs the second one just in case one of them snaps off! There must be some evolutionary advantage to the earwig's "unusually long" and fragile organs.

Did you know that spraying hydrogen peroxide on a surface, then vinegar sprayed on top of it sanitizes as well as chlorine bleach? So, it's safer for the environment and your health because you don't have to use a toxic chemical.

Neat idea. Did you know there are at least 84 good uses for baking soda? Can use in place of air pollutants

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

Did you know?...."The Big Rock Candy Mountain" song is about a kid being approached by a hobo promising to take the kid to a land of candy and riches if they would do sexual favors for him.

here are the adult lyrics to the song that were taken out:
The punk rolled up his big blue eyes
And said to the jocker, "Sandy,
I've hiked and hiked and wandered too,
But I ain't seen any candy.
...I've hiked and hiked till my feet are sore
I'll be God damned if I hike any more
[To be buggered sore like a hobo's whore]
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYGCpGzFWh0&feature=player_embedded

http://www.dreamtimepodcast.com/2009/03/episode-61-oh-that-big-rock-candy.html

earth worms have multiple hearts, so can keep living even if you chop off a piece of it.

Tortisshell and calico cats have a genetic mutation that means most kittens of that color are female. And most of the males that are tortie or calico are sterile. Only 1 in 100 males are able to father kittens.