Friends til the end Community Group
A group for those of us here who get more from our friendships than from the available discussion groups. A place to be accepted and appreciated for who we are. Somewhere to always feel safe and know that especially on the bad days we are here for each other .A place for encouragement and love.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses On
And Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.....See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom.
Don't Diguise Your Voice.
3. Everytime Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
Fries With That.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone Has
Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso..
5. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks Write' For Marijuana.
6. Skip Down The Hall Rather Than Walk And See How Many Looks
You Get.
7. Order A Diet Water Whenever You Go Out To Eat, With A Serious Face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-Through Order Is, ' To Go. '
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party Because You Have A Headache.
11. When Money Comes Out The ATM Scream, " I Won, I Won. " !!
12. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking
Lot, Yelling, " Run For Your Lives ! They're Loose " !!
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, " Due To The Economy,
We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go. "
ENJOY THE RIDE LIFE IS SHORT !!!
And Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.....See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom.
Don't Diguise Your Voice.
3. Everytime Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
Fries With That.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone Has
Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso..
5. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks Write' For Marijuana.
6. Skip Down The Hall Rather Than Walk And See How Many Looks
You Get.
7. Order A Diet Water Whenever You Go Out To Eat, With A Serious Face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-Through Order Is, ' To Go. '
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party Because You Have A Headache.
11. When Money Comes Out The ATM Scream, " I Won, I Won. " !!
12. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking
Lot, Yelling, " Run For Your Lives ! They're Loose " !!
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, " Due To The Economy,
We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go. "
ENJOY THE RIDE LIFE IS SHORT !!!
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" Name A Term Used In Football " ?
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My 6mo twin DD's are EBF and just started rice cereal on the first. Everything has been going fine except this morning one of them had a diaper rash (lots of redness around her anus). I read this as one of the signs of an allergy. BUT I did just buy a different brand diaper yesterday (which they have used randomly before w/no issues). Do you think its the cereal or the diaper? Im ready to start...
Thanks
12. When Leaving The Zoo(SCHOOLS-BIG BOX STORES-DOCTORS OFFICE)-, Start Running Towards The Parking
Lot, Yelling, " Run For Your Lives ! They're Loose " !!
ha ha ha love this
. --At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses On
And Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.....See If They Slow Down. LOL
may I add-
point TV remote at someone =push POWER OFF
ANSWER: " Spot " !
Don't Disguise Your Voice.
HELLO THIS IS PRINCESS LEIA from STAR WARS! Beam me up Scotty! Aye ye lassie..LOL LOL I am laughing all day, today I have been a laughing fool
Ha ha SPOT! funny
While wandering through a clothes store in a shopping mall, a blonde suddenly remembers she needs a microwave. Seeing one in the back, she tells the clerk she wants to buy it. The clerk looks up, and glances at the microwave in question and says, "We can't sell that to blondes."
Irate at the apparent discrimination she decides she'll fool him, and goes home and dyes her hair to become a brunette. The next day she returns to the same store and again asks a different clerk for the microwave. Again the clerk says, "We can't sell that to a blonde impersonating a brunette."
Aghast, she thinks it's unfair discrimination and decides to try one more time, only this time as a red-head. She waits patiently outside the store until another clerk is available and once more asks to buy the microwave. Again she is disappointed to hear, "We can't sell that to a blonde impersonating a red-head."
Frustrated she asks, "How did you know I was a blonde?"
"Because, that's not a microwave, it's a TV."
What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
A. They're Both Empty From The Neck Up.
Q. Why Did The Blonde Have Tire Tread Marks On Her Back ?
A. From Crawling Across The Street When The Sign Said, " DON'T WALK " !
Q. How Do You Confuse A Blonde ?
A. Ask Her To Alphabetize A Bag Of M & M's.
Q. " Why Does it Work " ?
A. " Does 3 Come Before E Or Does It Go Between M And W " ?
Q. " Why Did The Blonde Drive Into The Ditch " ?
A. " To Turn The Blinker Off " !
Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.
What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.
I love M and M candies, and I am a brunette so what does that say about me?
( I cannot alphabetize either but can do them in numerical order, 1 2 3 4,,, M and M's NO more...)
The Young Bride's Mother Had Some Old-Fashionsed Ideas Of
Marriage, And Passed Them To Her Daughter
" Never Let Your Husband See You In The Nude, " She Advised.
" You Should Always Wear Something. "
" Yes, Mother, " Replied The Obedient Girl.
Two Weeks After The Wedding, The Girl And Her Brand New
Husband Were Preparing To Retire When The Guy Asked, " Dear,
Has There Ever Been Any INSANITY In Your Family " ?
" Not That I Know Of, " She Answered, " Why " ?
" Well We've Been Married For Two Weeks Now And Every Night
You've Worn That Silly HAT To Bed " !
well she DID wear something!!
Insanity is hereditary
YOU GET IT FROM YOUR KIDS! ha ha ha
" You Have Meaningful Conversations With Your Toaster " !
Thanks
"How do you think you will do that?" said the other one. He proceeded to show her...by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside down.
The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he was doing? "I'm a light bulb" answered the guy.
"I think you need some time off," said the boss. So, the man jumped down and walked out of the factory. The second worker began walking out too. The boss asked her where did she think she was going?
"Home. I can't work in the dark."
1. Your Friends Tell You That You Have Been Acting Strange Then
You Hit Them Several Times With A Sledgehammer.
2. You Start Out Every Morning With A Jog Around The Bathroom.
3. You Write To Your Mother In Germany Every Week, Even Though
She Sends You Mail From Iowa Asking Why You Never Write.
4. Your're Always Having To Apologize To Your Neighbor, For Setting
Fire To Her Lawn Decorations
5. People Stay Away From You Whenever They Hear You Howl.