hey DDD, shark can take care of that guy of yours now!!

So who else got some ideas for me to do to my bf / x-bf?

Get a real snake then, copperhead! That oughta fix his ass, or whatever else he has hanging out when he lifts that lid LOL!

Set a booby trap for him when he goes out of his door. Like a bucket of water, or a ton of bricks!

omg, these sweet and spicy chili doritos are hot as hell! Anybody tried them yet?

Shark, come and get him. I think he has a one eyed night crawler in his pants. Bait!

Hey DDD, I did once get kicked out of Girl Scouts for fighting. (True Story, I swear)
Rolling around in the gravel lot with this whore I did not like. Can ya believe it? They actually threw me out of girl scouts. Now, don't that just bite a big one? No wonder I turned out like I did.
Hey, box o' wine is getting low, who needs a refill?
Oh damn, dogs barking & phone ringing, be rite back...

Well, just to let him know that you think he is full of crap, send him a very beautifully wrapped package with a large dollop of dog poop in it :)

Ya when I was in the Corps I used to get into fights all the time. One time my Gunny told me that if I didn't stop abusing his MArines, I would get charged with assault. Whatever!!!

Someone say dog poop? I have tons of it! Two goldens leave me lots of poop every day and it's all sitting in a bucket in the back yard!

I ate some of my favorite BBQ tater chips last night and they gave me a bad case of indigestion. They were damn good though.
It's so hot in here, I slept on the sofa in the den.

OMG DDD you are tooo funny. LOL

DDD has bait shar BAIT!!! LMBO

Oh no the poop talk again... c'mon I already showered! LOL

Its the wine making you hot DDD

klik, make sure you save that bucket for blue!