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A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.
Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filling his visa
application. The border official look s over his shoulder,
and sees the tourist trying to write 'Twice a week' into
the small space labeled 'SEX'.
The official explains: "No, no, no. That is not what we
mean by this question. We are asking 'Male' or 'Female'."
"Doesn't matter," the tourist answers.
if u got a joke, please keep it comin!
Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filling his visa
application. The border official look s over his shoulder,
and sees the tourist trying to write 'Twice a week' into
the small space labeled 'SEX'.
The official explains: "No, no, no. That is not what we
mean by this question. We are asking 'Male' or 'Female'."
"Doesn't matter," the tourist answers.
if u got a joke, please keep it comin!
1. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
2. Life is sexually transmitted.
3. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
4. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich.
5. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
6. Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't
help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs...
7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing...
8. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
9. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
10. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
11. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
12. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
13. You read about all these Terrorists most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of Immigration & Homeland Security.
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds !!!
Got your answer?
Now scroll down to see the analysis.
If your answer is:
Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're a moron.
Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.
Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.
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A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.
Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax!
Try again next year.
Yeah ............ I fell for it too !!!
A husband in his backyard was trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing down to earth. He tries this for a few more times with no success. All the while his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yells to her husband, "you need a piece of tail"
The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite"
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had a lot of pr
oblems with potty training and I was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands
It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco,
I smelled something funny,
so of course I checked
my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
Then I realized that Danny
had not asked to go potty in a while.
I asked him if he needed to go,
and he said 'No'
I kept thinking
'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me.'
Then I said,
'Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?'
'No,' he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.
Soooooo, I aske d one more tim e, 'Danny did you have an accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants,
bent over, spread
his cheeks
and yelled
'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!'
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,
he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
An old couple made me feel better,
thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.'
A BLONDE IS COOKING DINNER WHEN A FIRE IS STARTED BY THE STOVE.
SHE RACES TO THE PHONE AND CALLS THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, SHE TELLS THE DISPATCHER THAT HER HOUSE IS ON FIRE AND SHE NEEDS HELP,
THE DISPATCHER ASKS HER WHAT THE ADDRESS IS,
THE BLONDE SAYS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE COME QUICK,
AGAIN THE DISPATHCER ASKE FOR THE ADDRESS,
THE BLONDE YELLS AT HER THIS TIME MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE COME NOW!!!
THE DISPATCHER CALMLY ASKS MAAM HOW DO YOU EXPECT US TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE...
THE BLONDE REPLIES DUH BIG RED TRUCK.........
Blonde: "So, what's the story."
Mechanic: "Just crap in the carboratorl:
Blonde: "Okay, how often should I do that?< blink,blink> "