OMG this thread is just brightening my day! My nickname is highschool was "missles" cuz they were perky and big (38DD) and my bras were still able to contain them. Now after 2 kids I'm at a 42DDD and in my opinion they just resemble watermelons hanging off of a vine (ok maybe not quite that bad but you get my drift). And I SOOO know what you mean about resting them on the edge of the table LMAO!!! Sometimes there's just nowhere else for them to go! I've seriously contemplated reduction surgery but I'm gonna see if losing some weight may bring me down a notch or two and alleviate some of the discomfort. Pepper, I agree it is an odd world, everyone wants what they don't have lol. Oh and please excust me if this is tmi, but it's rather distracting to be in an intimate moment and have them hit you in the face!

OMG texasmom, you are toooo funny.... it's like, "oh baby, oh baby" "oh honey, oh honey" SMACK! "excuse me while i move my breasts..."

texie,, i think if you polled the men(no pun intended) they'd say they'd rather reductions weren't contemplated,,,,,,, now you understand why I had no idea having less wasn't a good thing, i'd no idea anyone thought wanting more was dumb LOL! Sorry gals, I was trying to show ya you're envied.

"rather distracting to be in an intimate moment and have them hit you in the face! "

LMFAO!!!! I HATE THAT!!!!

My ex used to giggle at me because, in certain positions, they'd clap. He liked to pretend they were cheering him on.... lol

Yeah I dont care if that's tmi.. its fucking hilarious.

OMG - straight people are so weird.... i watched a documentary on you people once....

i think it was called DEBBIE DOES DALLAS...

Lol much appreciated Pepper! My ex-husband actually stopped sleeping with me because he said my girls had gotten too big and he only liked women with smaller ones so go figure! I've heard the ideal size is a decent handful but God made us all in different shapes and sizes right?! For the most part we gotta just deal with what we're given :) I'm just glad I didn't tattoo mine cuz I cringe to think of what they'd look like when I'm old...a little heart would probably resemble a huge gaping mouth or something by then lol.

Oh yes!! I've had the clapping happen before too LMAO!!!

i'm sorry, but i need more than a handful... oh wait, you're talking about breasts right? sorry - wrong thread....

wow 86 replies now on noone wanting to wear their stinking bras! hahahahha
Im going to the store in my coat, so I won't have to wear one like Boom!

hahaha you go, Suy!!

I wish I had to guts to go to the store without one and a coat. I also worry about having an accident or something and being found without a bra. Kinda like the old saying, "never wear wholly underware, you never know what is going to happen.

If I get into some sort of accident and have to get rushed to the hospital or the cop shop the last thing I'm worried about is being caught braless or wearing my laundry-day undies....

"This woman is bleeding to death! Hurry get an IV! Oh my, she's not wearing a bra! What kind of woman is this?! Fuck it.. next patient!!!"

haha I think not.

lol, tell us how u really feel boom.

"we could easily save her life with this simple procedure, but damn since she's not wearing a bra who gives a shit.... besides, her breasts might hit my hand and i might slip with the scalpel and the last thing i need is a malpractice lawsuit since that stevey guys member crashed all the lights in the OR."

now on the other hand, if you're not wearing a bra, you can applaud the doctor for saving your life during surgery rather than after - he/she might appreciate that...