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Am not in a good place right now. People who i thought were friends have deserted me in my hour of need as it were. Am gonna go and lay down for a while as im quite alone and very scared at the moment, but if you have any jokes, laughs, anything guys, i sure would appreciate it. Thanksx
a joke site on DS good fun
here if you want to talk hon
Thursday, April 12, 2007
Should children witness child birth?
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a
3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he
could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently,
Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a
Little while Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his
Bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
Wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just
witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in
The first place........ Smack his ** again.
Here is another quick one....Hope nobody get's offended...But I think our friends needs a smile......
Friday, May 9, 2008
Forgiveness
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'
80% of the congregation held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
'Mrs. Neely? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'
'I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.
'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'
'Ninety-eight.' she replied.
'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said: . ...........
'I outlived the bitches.'