a basket of wine and cheese seems appropriate

How many Niki's are on here? I assume you are talking about Naughty Niki, if so i vote for hazing? You guys do hazing - right?!?!

I am talking about you actually...and hazing sounds WONDERFUL! Now...what form shall it take?

Donna- no, no, NO! GIMME THAT!
*reaches across screen*

I propose that she wears the bear suit after Beastie is finished farting and peeing in it

Anything better?

she must go into the forest and clean up beasties droppings.

i say we ridicule her for never posting anything serious or helpful!

they are tolerated till they get one of us banned

Wow! I'm very honored to be accepted into the clique.

Kuno, I'm going to have nightmare of pee and fart filled bear suites. SCARY!

Lucksdad, I have started to share and open up in PM. I'm a little nervous to do it in public ; P Give me a little time.

So, today I've learned you guys talk about farting A LOT! : )

ohhhhh trust me.... nikita32 hss been corrupted by membership for a while.... kuno is talking about you sadniki!!!

the thing about this clique is that the barrier to entry are so low... i mean come on now - we have NO standards - and THAT'S the way i like it...

ok, i lied... you have to have a sense of humor and the ability to laugh at yourself when the world turns to shit!!!

hey, how come i didn't get hazed???
does that mean i'm not part of the clique....?

*pokes out bottom lip*

So wait are shy members considered outside the clique . . . what about new members . . .

I don't understand the clique criteria . . .

And who are in the non-clique area . . .

All so confusing

Are you only in the clique if you pee on yourself and fart a lot . . . and try and seduce steveypoos . . . that seems common too.

Scared, you made me laugh! I'm glad you have low standard but I still hope I meet them :)

You all have made me smile so much today, thanks!

Enough with the mushy stuff, let's go back to farting on each other!

Lucifer- The truth is anyone on the board who has a sense f humor is an instant member, but as pranksters...well...WE GOTTA PRANK HER!

It is official. Beastie shall poo and pee in the bear suit while in the woods. beastie is then to remove the suit and scatter the poo all throughout the woods, which Niki must clean up while wearing the bear suit. This should all be done while receiving criticism about not giving any serious or helpful posts.

LET THE HAZING BEGIN!

there is no criteria - it's membership by choice... no one is turned away - in fact, we actively recruit... it's like some bizzarre religion...

shy members who don't post are still members (if they read the posts and laugh)

the only "non-members" are those who get on the main forum and publicly attack us for being "inane" and "stupid" or "mindless" or any one of the wonderful words they use to describe one or all of us... but they could become members too if they want...

but kuno you forgot...

she has to be criticized for NOT giving helpful or supportive posts WHILE she gives helpful or supportive posts from people who DON'T give helpful or supportive posts...

got all that?

they are not shy members. they think they are the board watch dogs. I like to think of them as the old ladies they are just watching life at the living room window as it passes them bye.