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or is that Lebonese ?? Oh well
LESBONICS
1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? .....
A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? .....
A Klondyke..
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? .....
Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? .
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? .....
Fur Traders.
6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? .....
A Lickalotapuss.
7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? .....
Well Hung.
8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? .....
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .....
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
10. What do you call lesbian twins? .....
Lick-a-likes.
11. What's the definition of mass confusion? .....
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? .
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.
13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers? .
100 people that don't do dick.
Love you ladies :-)
LESBONICS
1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? .....
A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? .....
A Klondyke..
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? .....
Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? .
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? .....
Fur Traders.
6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? .....
A Lickalotapuss.
7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? .....
Well Hung.
8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? .....
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .....
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
10. What do you call lesbian twins? .....
Lick-a-likes.
11. What's the definition of mass confusion? .....
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? .
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.
13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers? .
100 people that don't do dick.
Love you ladies :-)
Thanks, Druid! I needed that!
especially 4 & 11
#'s 3, 12 & 13 are the only ones I hadn't heard before.
#11 is wrong on SO many levels....any woman that smells like fish gets "thrown back" ;)
*Shudder*
I remember back when I was a self-conscious virgin teenager.. and I always heard the boys saying things like "if it smells like fish but tastes like chicken.." and thinking there was something wrong with me because I was pretty sure I didn't fit the description.....
I was in 4th grade and sat next to this girl named Susan. She always smelled like fish and I couldn't take it. I asked the teacher a number of times if she would please move me...the first few times I asked, I was vague about why because I didn't want to embarrass the girl but finally had to tell her why. The teacher told me it was the way the seating arrangement was. Well, I couldn't take it any longer one day and while the class was engaged with something, I stuck my finger down my throat and threw up.....I told the teacher why (she just thought I got sick lol) and I got moved. :)
lol.
grosses me out every time!
:P
Blame it on Druid indeed Hmmmpf
A Klondyke Bar..
Druid IS my friend....has been for quite a long time now....I make fun of him for living in AK, he makes fun of Lesbians...no harm, no foul.
THESE ARE JOKES
he has accepted me unconditionally here AND have made me more comfortable being here than all the "christians" who want to "save" me from myself...
i thought this was HILARIOUS. more importantly, him sharing this shows me how NOT homophobic he is - he doesn't sit around and think, "hm, this is funny but i'll just laugh at it myself because i have some internal shit," he just threw it out for all of us to laugh at...
i tell straight jokes here, why can't druid tell gay jokes?
My favorite was: What do you call an African-American prostitute with orthodontics? A Black & Decker pecker wrecker? The bartender (who happened to be black) told me ones like that.