i would feed you lots of plants, and honey!!! (i've heard bears love honey!) lol.....I would also rub your belly and keep you clean!!! (as long as you don't try to eat me!)

awwwwwww thanks Crzy.. I wouldnt eat you... unless you are full of fiber.. I heard I need more of that.. Im just afraid I might shit myself with to much of that stuff.. *sprays furbreeze all around*

I'd hand you a bong and a case of beano and furbreeze. Then I'd ring your Trike to you! What? You can't DRINK and drive, nobody said anything about BEANO! Eat me? Maybe I'd eat YOU!

roflmao.. Bistro...... suck me.. f**k me, fry me some chicken.... emmmmmmmmm..... I love fried chicken.. roflmao

first recation scream.

but after a while, i would feed you meat (your choice lol) berries, and cookies as a treat. then we could play, i'd get you balls for you to chase, and take you for walks, and car rides and bus rides (hee hee hee)

If you wered my pet, I would treat you better than I treat myself. You could choose to sleep in a room prepared especially to your liking or join me in my big soft bed. You could eat what ever you like. Id put a little something special in your brownies so you would not hurt your lungs.

awwwwwwwww.. I like this.. you guys are awesome..
Pets are wonderful and they always make us feel better.. welllllllll not always.. lol......... my little mom cat, and she is itty bitty, always tries to out eat her two boys.......... its always a disaster. ewwwwwwwww.. I threw up a little bit in my mouth..


Cats give me hair balls when I nibble on em..

bump..... cause I need the attention.. roflmao.. my big fat bear ass.

I would feed you anything your little bear heart desires, as long as it is not gas producing.. Hugs xx

First I'd kick you and steal your suit, because DAMN Beastie that thing wreaks after the unfortunate bean burrito and maple syrup incident on the short bus.

Next, strap you down on the roof of the bus and let Repo show you the new monster truck improvements we made this week. You can borrow my helmet...it's wet...that's, um, rose petal water. Yeah, that's it. Take a big whif. ; )

And finally, I'd put you on a plane with me to fly overseas and chase around Winny's cats. She's stockpiling them from what I hear.

If that's not enough, we could always enter the world farting competition. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0751317a8c/the-first-ever-world-farting-competition-from-bob-obama-mcmanus

Sorry I can't see it, my current pet sits on my shoulder and craps down my back.

lmao.. I think it would be a tie between you and I.. pffffffffffttttttttt... oops.. oopss.... gotta go..

Thanks guys. I now have an image of beastie sitting on Druid's shoulder that I just can not shake!

so wet and stinky in here .......... hair balls and pussy eating ....... your mommy cat really tried to eat her boys???

Rainer, we can always count on you! rose pedal water ............

thats what Im here for Pepper.. a few good laughs and a couple farts..