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Lets lighten up a little. Here is something to cheer up with.A WOMAN'S PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend. Amen
A MAN'S PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. T he End
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend. Amen
A MAN'S PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. T he End
doctortyper
LOL !
deleted_user
OH lord LMAOOOOOOOOOO HOW true is that ..... And a add on I want a man that can read my mind .... Since my says all the time he cant LOL
meandthebeast
lmao
deleted_user
lmao!
deleted_user
ROFL....oh beastie, thank you for that. Have not laughed that well in ages.!!
deleted_user
lmfao.....thanks!!
meandthebeast
The fiance sent it to me.. I couldnt resist.
deleted_user
lol
winny
my prayers shorter "gimme somon cowell or else!!"
deleted_user
LOL! Thanks for sharing!
deleted_user
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love you Y'Vonne!!
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