COPD & Emphysema Support Group

COPD is a progressive disease characterized by airflow obstruction or limitation. Emphysema is characterized by loss of elasticity of the lung tissue, destruction of structures supporting the alveoli and of capillaries feeding the alveoli. Both have symptoms that include shortness of breath, among other respiratory troubles. If you are a COPD or Emphysema sufferer, join...

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dogman1313 02/07/2010

Heres a new line I use with attractive women. I approach them and say If I run short on axygenwill you give me mouth to mouth if I need to be resuscitated? At least it always gets lots of laughs.

CaitsMom 02/07/2010

I would if I had lips ;-)

deleted_user 02/07/2010

Roger - so glad to see andhear that you are doing better. We have all prayer for you! God bless.

ldozy1 02/07/2010

lol Roger!
Bet if you see a cutie you crimp your O2 line as you ask......
Now the next question... do you " resuscitate kiss and tell'?
Glad to see you back!!!
Hugs

BreatheEasy 02/09/2010

Still chuckling at that line....bet you get some strange reactions to it. Hey, maybe I'll try that on the next good looking doctor that I see. Hmmmmmm, worth a thought. Nope, best to let sleeping hormones lie. (LOL)

deleted_user 02/09/2010

I keep hoping if there's ever a need to be resuscitated it might be from a fireman. I hear part of their job qualifications is that they're good looking, and from what I've seen, I think it's true!

:o)

Good to see you laughing, Roger!

deleted_user 02/09/2010

JAMS! SHAME ON YOU!!!

(but have you seen the 2010 fireman's calendar!?!)

deleted_user 02/10/2010

great way to make a come back dogman! and all i can say is jsut make sure it's not from one of us (other oxy deprived)! we'd be of no help!!
take care
margaret
ps caits, funny post!!!
breathe, letting those hormone lie is great too.
and jam, you're right about firemen being required to look good.

ldozy1 02/10/2010

Ohh hooo- must admit, I have smiled a bit when I have had to call the EMTS ' cause our local volunteer firemen also show up - bunch of cuties that always make me feel better.
Years ago one of my daughter had a bunch of health issues when younger and everytime we had to call an ambulance for her, my other daughter and my foster girls would race to gussy up before they arrived.... they sure are some cute fellows!
But I know I'm getting older when the last time, two of them were kids that used to hang out with my foster daughters in High School.... groan!

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