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pick up lines

sammy18
sammy18
What's the funniest, wierdest, or cheesiest pick up line you've ever heard? This could be one you were at the recieving end of, or ones you've heard given to other people.

Mine is

Are you wearing space pants? cause your ass is out of this world!
Group FounderWillgord
Willgord
IS THAT A KEG IN YOUR PANTS? CAUSE I'D JUST LOVE TO TAP THAT ASS!
sammy18
sammy18
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Group FounderWillgord
Willgord
HEY BABY.....DO YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING SWELL?
deleted_user
deleted_user
Wow, no wonder some of those don't work!

I used to have quite the collection. There's a website...I'll let you find it.

-If I follow you home, will you keep me?
-I love your dress. It would look great on my floor.

I admit it. I fell for this one...(but it was an acquaintance, not a total stranger)
-You're beautiful. I have to kiss you now.
Group FounderWillgord
Willgord
IF YOU WERE A CAR DOOR.....I'D SLAM YOU ALL NIGHT LONG!