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pick up lines

sammy18
sammy18
What's the funniest, wierdest, or cheesiest pick up line you've ever heard? This could be one you were at the recieving end of, or ones you've heard given to other people.

Mine is

Are you wearing space pants? cause your ass is out of this world!
Group FounderWillgord
Willgord
NICE LEGS.....WHAT TIME DO THEY OPEN?
4everu4ic
4everu4ic
EXCELLENT BRIMAN. I ALSO WENT TO THE COLLEGE OF JOEY TRIBIANI. LOL

JOEY IS MY IDOL. WOO HOO
deleted_user
deleted_user
LMBO reading all of your responses!!
deleted_user
deleted_user
WOULD YOU LIKE TO PET MY SNAKE?
deleted_user
deleted_user
pardon me love im lost could u give me directions into ur knickers.

can i teach u how to pole dance i got 1 right here

get ur coat love u pulled

ur place for breakfst?
sammy18
sammy18
Someone call heaven, 'cause I think an angels gone missing!
Group FounderWillgord
Willgord
YOU ARE LIKE A CHAMPIONSHIP BASS.........
I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD MOUNT YOU, OR EAT YOU!
deleted_user
deleted_user
i know where u can find white gold all u have to do is mine my shaft
Group FounderWillgord
Willgord
SIT ON MY FACE AND LET ME EAT MY WAY TO YOUR HEART!
deleted_user
deleted_user
Do you like to play Pool cuz I have my stick handy and the balls are on the table waiting for you to play with.
deleted_user
deleted_user
hi im an adventurer i like to go where many men have gone b4 so open ur les i want to go caving
deleted_user
deleted_user
2 women sat together say to ugliest 1 would u like to dance she say yes u say fuck off then i wanna get with ur m8
deleted_user
deleted_user
wow are you always so funny?

cuz you make me laugh myself into your heart
Group FounderWillgord
Willgord
DO YOU WANT TO FUCK, OR SHOULD I APOLOGIZE?
deleted_user
deleted_user
APOLOGIZE I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TONIGHT

DO YOU ALWAY WAVE YOUR UTTERS ABOUT LIKE SOME WHORE, CUZ IT IS TURNING ME ON!!!!!!!!!