Club Funny Bone Community Group

We all have a funny bone that is ticklish! Let's all have some fun and laughter, loosen up and cut up in a clean or, if you like, a dirty and ridiculous manner......everything goes on here from jokes to wordly gossip on your mind or just being a little bit silly! So come on and join in for the time of your life at Club Funny Bone! *****ALL MEMBERS MUST BE 18 yrs OR...

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sammy18 05/02/2010

What's the funniest, wierdest, or cheesiest pick up line you've ever heard? This could be one you were at the recieving end of, or ones you've heard given to other people.

Mine is

Are you wearing space pants? cause your ass is out of this world!

4everu4ic 05/03/2010

I LOVE THESE PICK UP LINES. UNFORTUNATELY I DON'T HAVE ANY SO I'M HERE TO LEARN. WOO HOO.

sammy18 05/03/2010

another one from me(god, ive heard some awful ones.....)

Let's make like fabric softener and snuggle!

deleted_user 05/03/2010

I've never had a cheesy pick up line. Thank goodness! sammy, yours are priceless!!

deleted_user 05/03/2010

well, I can't think of any I have gotten right now..but you know me and my dirty at times sense of humor..so you shouldn't be surprised by one I just made up...

"Do you come here often?"

" No,I don't "

"Well would you like to cum here often?"

Mailman33 05/03/2010

ONLY PEARLS....................LMAO

sammy18 05/03/2010

hahaha pearly-you naughty girl you!!!;)

another one of mine(and just to make the record clear- most of these are not ones i've had said to me, but ones that ive heard at that jungle of a college im taking classes at)

Do you have a map? cause i keep getting lost in your eyes!

4everu4ic 05/04/2010

I ONCE DATED A SAILOR. I ASKED OFTEN, "HEY SAILOR, WANT TO GET LUCKY?" I CONSIDER IT PURE CHEESE.

sammy18 05/04/2010

Are you a library book? cause i've been checking you out all day!

dalefunguy 05/04/2010

let me guess your weight??? set on my face,,,lol,

deleted_user 05/04/2010

If I would have invented the alphabet, I would have put U and I together.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Honey, can I get some fries with that shake?

deleted_user 05/04/2010

Bri....... if you used those, did they work???????? lol

deleted_user 05/04/2010

Gaye, I learned all I need to know off of Joey from Friends, "How you doin'?"

deleted_user 05/04/2010

Bri... that is IMPRESSIVE..............you learned from the best, I'll give you that.....