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Skinny Dipping...
>
> An elderly man in West Virginia had owned a
> large farm for several Years. He had a large pond in the back..
> It was properly shaped for swimming, so He
> fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts,and some apple, and
> peach trees
>
> One evening the old farmer decided to go
> down to the pond, as he Hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He
> grabbed a Five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the
> pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with Glee. As he came closer, he
> saw it was a bunch of young women Skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the
> women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
>
> One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not
> coming out until you leave!'
> The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down
> here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
> Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to
> feed the alligator.'
>
> Some old men can still think fast.
>
> An elderly man in West Virginia had owned a
> large farm for several Years. He had a large pond in the back..
> It was properly shaped for swimming, so He
> fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts,and some apple, and
> peach trees
>
> One evening the old farmer decided to go
> down to the pond, as he Hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He
> grabbed a Five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the
> pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with Glee. As he came closer, he
> saw it was a bunch of young women Skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the
> women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
>
> One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not
> coming out until you leave!'
> The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down
> here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
> Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to
> feed the alligator.'
>
> Some old men can still think fast.
deleted_user
lmao. Very good!
hmyers512
lol, I'll tuck that one away, being a florida boy and all.
RaeFx
Gene you make me smile! : )
deleted_user
I loved that one Gene!! Told it to my husband right away.
lindsey2008
is<-------------------lmfaoooooooooooooooooo!! GOOD ONE GENE :-)
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