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This isn't something I would normally post but..... I can just see it being something that someone would really do and just thought it was hilarious so I thought I would share:
You are on a crowded bus when you suddenly realize you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. You let go about 5 strong and loud ones back to back. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember.....You've been listening to your iPod the whole time.... Lol..... keep this laugh going to whoever you think needs a good laugh.
You are on a crowded bus when you suddenly realize you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. You let go about 5 strong and loud ones back to back. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember.....You've been listening to your iPod the whole time.... Lol..... keep this laugh going to whoever you think needs a good laugh.
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Blame the dog
A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.
"Duke!" the dad yelled.
"This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one.
"Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was homefree so he let everything out at once in a eally loud and smelly fart.
"Duke! Get out of there before the boy shits on you!"
Seabus, skytrain/subway/LRT, buses & our infamous commuter rail line to mission. Once it all starts, everyones in trouble........