I've had too many DHs and it's left me with CDS (chronic divorce syndrome). I'm done...

ok, i'm three pages in and seeing everyone making nice plans. soooo tired with the up, down, awake, more sleep.

just sticking my head in to say good morning! funny reading all this at once..
:)

Raggedy...
You're be the not odd woman out if you weren't :-)

Cherry....BEWARE....those were my words...I am SO done...
When I met my dang ( :-) ) husband over sixteen yrs ago.....

Oooops....good morning...good nap, Serenity..

well, i was about to say i'm with cherry, then you got that threat in jan! yeah, i said that time before last but i mean it this time.

cherry, i'm a city girl, but trying my best or dangest to fit in here. elsewise dixie might come after me!
my neighbors called me new york.

no one put up a song for the day, so here's a mellow one

jason mraz, i won't give up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1-4u9W-bns&feature=branded

Too funny, Serenity...

I heard a few..." California girl" s......haven't been a girl in yrs..:-)
" Hollywood" s.....never been there..:-)

And a "Green Acres"...... OK....that one had a point......
Quite a culture shock from CA to AR......no offense to either..

Isn't it amazing what a great group of diverse people we are brought together by something as yuck as CP..?

ROFLMAO - Raggedy, that was the best. & at least here in upstate NY I consider it Damned Husband. You guys have me rolling today & I so need it. Called the DH & all I got was 'she's not doing good, don't call me, I'll call you.' is it me or was that really rude. He finally just called back & said she refused the open heart surgery & they still have her on the schedule so everyone is trying to talk her into it. I swear all but 1 of the IL's are all friggin nuts.

Dream....
See now....." friggin' " is soooo NY....it's about the only place my NY still comes out...
F'get about. ( haha) the in-law drama...and enjoy the quiet...
Luv n hugs...jc

jan, i know what you mean. i gal will work...i know culture shock doesn't mean one or the other is better, but dang i miss my ny food!!
it is great that we have such a diverse group here over this yuck thing!

i call my ex SH in place of DH, so you can put whatever words to that you want...;-)

oh, sweet, maybe you were right and she doesn't want it discovered...truly though, good grief!

Ok, for all of Y'all that's jealous of our southern language out there and wanna learn it, here is a good startin list:
http://littlerock.about.com/cs/southernlife/a/aasouthslang.htm

And for the record, it's Dern

My son loves ta say Dern son

Well thank ya kindly Miss Dixie :)

but alas, my dern headache's returned. (hey that's dh too (gosh my dh often gives me a dh lol)

Ok gettin real here... This freakin migraine sucks, and I'm frigging gonna puke (literally or just a stream of swear words)... Blech.

Bet y'all can guess I'm not a southerner lol (though on occasion my kids initiate "talk like a southerner day" so Dix ur dictionary will come in right handy).

Whacked,
Raggedy

Raggedy...
YOU'RE NOT A SOUTHERNER ?
You sooo could a passed.....
Well...until you signed, " whacked " :-)
Sorry you've got such a bad one right now..
Luv n hugs...jc

I swear the DH & his family are the biggest bunch of idiots I have ever seen. As of this am the MIL was going in for open heart 1st then hip after recovery, got a call around 1 (from my SIL that is around the block from me saying she was finally going in for surgery, now I read on FB that they are doing her hip 1st & don't even know if they are going to touch her heart. I swear call each one of the 5 of them & you will get 5 totally different stories, sorry had to vent on that but now I am done, not only venting but caring what happens as well since they can't seem to not only keep me in the loop but to tell me what is actually going on.

JC, I did pick up a few things from down south, my fave which drives DH nuts is y'all.

Lived here for 33 years and heard just about every word listed in Dixie's dictionary.

Hope y'all have had a good one.

hippy