um... Yeah, if i ever date.

Considering that one of my best friends and even his mom routinely call me 'crackhead freakshow'.

Not because i do drugs (I'm vehemenently opposed) but rather they're afraid to ever let me near any drugs because i'm nutz enough as is...

I'm the kinda guy who will stroll down the mall with my family sining at the top of our lungs, oblivious of the world. we'll play hide and seek at a moments notice, in the grocerystore or at the church... no matter... we're happy and the world can deal with the noise and distraction for a few minutes...

if i ever decide to date or be romantically involved with somone, she almost would have to have that as a qualification...

I married one. People would call him psycho.

Married one. Divorced him too. My next one if there is a next, will have to be evaluated by specialists. lol

not my next psycho, lol. done with them.

And yet, you still would not Tegian.

Something to think about.

At first glance of this thread I saw "date" and "I like salad". sometimes that's all you have to say and get as many dates as you want.

Rule of thumb when dating a potential psycho; tell them up front about your 2 brothers Smith and Wesson and very protective they are.

My personal life seems to attract people with screen names like "freaky_blkman". Talk about been there, done that, got the mutha f'ing t-shirt.

My STBX wasn't a psycho. She is a lot of things, but not psycho.

I dated psychos in my single years. Let's just say my tolerance for their behavior was proportional to how bored I was at the time.

I only date unemployed alcoholics and potheads.

A broads gotta have standards you know.

cool, ALC...so where am I taking you tonight?

Unemployed alcoholic or pothead = BUM

I am free on Friday....I know this GREAT place with a SALAD bar to die for. Just saying...

ALC would lay to waste brother.

And no, there is no good way to phrase that.

However, if ALC would just give in to the fake people, and make them real... Eh, she would be just as disappointed, who am I kidding.

Why not - I was married to one for 23 years!

Go with the psycho thing . Its working pretty good for you..
YOu can move into psychotacos. Those would me spicey tacos.
And then schizo taco that would be tacos with two different types of meat.

Been down that road already...never again!
Thinkin I'll stay away from dating and then I'll be ok.

30 on the psychothread