Bernie...what guys don't understand is....most women think "schmeckle" size is only about as important as guys think "boobie" size is. It's nice to have, but not a necessity. If someone is building their relationship to a great degree based on appearance, then they are sure to be disappointed in the long run.

Just a joke Sock. I think average body type can be very liberally interpretted, so that in and of it self should not be used to formulate an opinion on how candid someone is being.

You are right Bernie. So then EVERYONE should say average! :) Will solve a lot of problems. Unless of course they are a chubby chaser or like anorexic looking girls.

If they have a box that says "junk in the trunk", make sure you check that one.

You have to do something that will set your profile apart from the others.

"Average" may mean something to you, but think about it this way: If you were watching a commercial and they said what they were selling was "average", you wouldn't be too excited about going out and getting some of...whatever it is they're selling.

I mean, it you want a Joe Friday "just the facts" sort of relationship, that's fine. But you can find those at church. If you're going through the hassle of making a profile and trying to make it an attractive profile, it has to be interesting.

Pasta, you make it sound like you are selling yourself. Do you really want a woman who is only attracted by blinking lights and fancy jingles?

You HAVE to sell yourself.

I don't mean meat market. But if you're putting up a profile on a dating site, you have to do something different.

It's almost like putting out a resume; you only have a few seconds to make a good impression.

I'm 6'5, muscular, defined, hairless, with a 13in pecker if anyone was wondering.

I agree with pasta. I hire frequently and if I'm bored the first few lines, the resume goes in the boring pile....

Hey Heave, I think Soon likes what you've got.

See, you've got a nibble already! ;)

I think thats terrible Pasta and Kelly. Especially considering that not all people are snappy and witty and interesting on paper. A personal impression should be more important than a black and white one.

Which again, is another reason why I don't buy into the whole online dating scene.

Pasta, dont want to burst your bubble, but its only for the ladies.

I have set my profile up to be brutally honest. If I am going to date someone I want them to date me because they like me for me, not because they like an illusion that I have made.

As far as being athletic....I swim a mile a day six days a week.

At the end of the day, you are on there to meet someone, so call it how it is. I would be pissed, if someone said they were "average", and turned out to be the size of a house. To me average, is what it is..

Soon translated:

I'm 5'7, overweight, beer belly, never owned nosehair clippers with a pencil dick.

Ohh....and probably drives a corvette or mustang.

Just teasing Soon...I couldnt' resist.