Well, it's been over a year since my wife told me she was not in love with me anymore. Due to financial reasons, we are still living in the same home with our children.

Now for the good part...

Wednesday night she left a note on the counter for me to read when I got home from work. It said, "I want to stay up with you tomorrow night." This is code for sex. This threw me for a loop, as we have been technically separated for over a year. Obviously caused confusion in my simple brain.

So I get home from work on Thursday night at around 11:00pm, not knowing what to expect and noticed a note on the counter again. The note said "I am exhausted."

I detected a mind fuck coming on, and felt confused again, to say the least. So I just thought, whatever and went to bed.

The next day was Friday and I was sitting at my desk, just doing the usual pretending to be working routine, when in reality I was killing time on this dating site called DailyStrength. The phone rang, I picked it up and my wife was on the other line. She told me that she wanted me to "stay up" with her on Saturday night. She then proceeded to tell me that a friend of hers gave her a coupon for a discount on a plasma TV and asked me if I had a problem buying it this weekend...

Huh?

I feel like a prostitute or something...please hold me and feed me tacos...