Breakups & Divorce Support Group
Just broke up with someone or in the midst of a difficult divorce? Breaking up is difficult no matter what the circumstances are. They say that time heals all wounds, but sometimes a listening ear or a hug can work wonders for the heart. Whether you need a place to vent, someone to hold you to No Contact, or need advice about what to do, we're here to help.
What about those people who wake up in the morning, get out of bed, and are happy and rush into the new day yelling it is going to be a great day?
Ever want to drop a dollar on the floor, when they bend over to pick it up you football punt kick them in the ass, knocking them flat on the floor and then stand over them laughing your ass off?
Ever want to drop a dollar on the floor, when they bend over to pick it up you football punt kick them in the ass, knocking them flat on the floor and then stand over them laughing your ass off?
*sponsored by a newly bitter woman*
A nudge with the morning wood, that is the only proper way to be woke. I will NEVER get upset about being woke up that way, no matter what time it is!!!
if ANYONE nudges me with morning wood... they'll find it quickly chopped off and used as kindling!!!
... but then, I'm a guy...
on the flip side... A good way to wake me up would be to... hehehe.
Best way ever to start the day.
Anyone that happy under those circumstances should be hit over the head with a shovel, dragged off behind a building and left there to suffer.
1) Sunrises.
2) Mist on the lake.
3) Silence, even in a city.
4) You get the freshest stuff at the market, nothing like fesh bread right out of the oven.
5) You get to see wild animals even in the city.
6) No line ups.
7) Serving someone breakfast in bed earns you major brownie points.
8) You get stuff done.
9) Afternoon naps.
10) You get to watch your lover sleeping.