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Those people who.....

HeaveToo
HeaveToo
What about those people who wake up in the morning, get out of bed, and are happy and rush into the new day yelling it is going to be a great day?

Ever want to drop a dollar on the floor, when they bend over to pick it up you football punt kick them in the ass, knocking them flat on the floor and then stand over them laughing your ass off?
deleted_user
deleted_user
Merry Monday Morning to you Heave
Melin2
Melin2
HELL YES!! It should be a crime to be that F'in cheerful in the morning! I was told at 6am that I'd already missed half the day, I'd better hurry and get up before I missed the other half...
deleted_user
deleted_user
LOL thanks for the giggle

Monday hugs
HeaveToo
HeaveToo
Actually, the funny though of shooting them with a tazer has come to mind too. Then a quick response of Good Frigging Morning to you too! would be great!!!!!
deleted_user
deleted_user
You shouldn't have tazered my ass, Heave. I was going to buy some something wonderful with that dollar. Happy Monday everyone! *skipping and singing down the hall*
deleted_user
deleted_user
Damn Heave...

Brutal in the morning aren't we?
Melin2
Melin2
We aren't brutal, just don't wake us up singing "Zippy Do-Daa, Zippy Day, My oh My what a wonderful day..." BLAM!!!! Wonderful day my arse!!! The sun isn't up yet!!!
deleted_user
deleted_user
Ummm.

I sing zippidty doo da.

And ummm twist and shout.

And a couple other show tunes.

Is that wrong?
Rman
Rman
I hate Kathy Lee Gifford and Mary Hart.
deleted_user
deleted_user
As long as the show tune isn't "Can't Help Loving That Man of Mine," TD, I think you're ok. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
HeaveToo
HeaveToo
People, mornings aren't a time to be joyous. Crack open that mountain dew or grab that coffee, let the new day absorb in, and then get going. If you wake up happy and running around like a moron, it will just ruin the day for those of us who need time to gather our thoughts.
deleted_user
deleted_user
If ya don't wake up happy, morning wood won't get used correctly.

It's a shame to see wood go to waste.
HeaveToo
HeaveToo
Hell, It didn't get used when I was married, maybe that is why I am so cranky in the morning!
Melin2
Melin2
There is only one proper way to wake me at that time of morning! And I assure you, a little nudging, I'll sing zippidty doo da! Otherwise, let me sleep!
deleted_user
deleted_user
Okay Miss Prim and Proper, how exactly would one wake Melin?