Breakups & Divorce Support Group
Just broke up with someone or in the midst of a difficult divorce? Breaking up is difficult no matter what the circumstances are. They say that time heals all wounds, but sometimes a listening ear or a hug can work wonders for the heart. Whether you need a place to vent, someone to hold you to No Contact, or need advice about what to do, we're here to help.
There are two women that go to a local bar at 7.00 they start drinking really hard . There doing shots of tequila , rum and cokes, long island iced teas , Jack Daniels beer more whisky this shit goes on and on all night until about 3.00 in the morning. By then they are really hammered to say the least.
They leave the bar and start walking home. About half way home they both have to really pee bad!. They look around there surroundings and there is not a gas station or convenience store or restaurant any where to be seen for miles.
They look over and see this grave yard they stagger into the grave yard and one goes pee and realizes that she doesnt have anything to wipe with so she just takes off her panties wipes and tosses them into the air.
The next one does her business then says hey I am not going to use my expensive panties for this and looks over and sees a wreath on a head stone and takes off some leaves off of it to use.
The next morning a husband of one of the women calls his buddy and exclaims holy shit you never guess what happened this morning? His buddy replies what? I woke up this morning and my wife was passed out on the bed man she freeking reeking of booze and cigarettes she is passed out cold and doesnt have any panties on what so ever!
The other guy says hey man that is nothing! My wife if passed out cold on the bed stinks the high heaven of booze and cigarettes man its bad ! Her panties are gone too!
But she has this big blue ribbon shoved up her ass and it reads:
WE SURE ARE GOING TO MISS YOU ! THE GUYS AT FIRE HOUSE NUMBER FIVE.
They leave the bar and start walking home. About half way home they both have to really pee bad!. They look around there surroundings and there is not a gas station or convenience store or restaurant any where to be seen for miles.
They look over and see this grave yard they stagger into the grave yard and one goes pee and realizes that she doesnt have anything to wipe with so she just takes off her panties wipes and tosses them into the air.
The next one does her business then says hey I am not going to use my expensive panties for this and looks over and sees a wreath on a head stone and takes off some leaves off of it to use.
The next morning a husband of one of the women calls his buddy and exclaims holy shit you never guess what happened this morning? His buddy replies what? I woke up this morning and my wife was passed out on the bed man she freeking reeking of booze and cigarettes she is passed out cold and doesnt have any panties on what so ever!
The other guy says hey man that is nothing! My wife if passed out cold on the bed stinks the high heaven of booze and cigarettes man its bad ! Her panties are gone too!
But she has this big blue ribbon shoved up her ass and it reads:
WE SURE ARE GOING TO MISS YOU ! THE GUYS AT FIRE HOUSE NUMBER FIVE.
DOG TIRED FROM GROWLING ALL DAY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i know, I'm warped.
peace :)