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THE STORY OF GENE AND BARBRAS WEDING NIGHT.
Gene and Barbara where getting married but the only problem was neither one of them had a job. So they had to spend there honey moon at there parents house.
In the morning little Johnny woke up and went to the breakfast table to ask about his brother Gene. He said Mom is Gene and Barbara up yet? No replied his mother. Little Johnny says you know what I think? Mom replies I dont want to know what you think get your ass to school! Little Johnny comes home for lunch and asks , hey is Gene and Barbara up yet Mom? No she replies again. Little Johnny says you know what I think ? Mom says in a very stern voice , I dont want to know what you think get your ass to school! Finally Johnny as the table at night for supper and asks again Mom is Gene and Barbara up yet? No replies his Mom. Well you now what I think says little Johnny ? Reluctantly , Mom finally says ok little Johnny what do you think? Well Johnny says Gene came into my bedroom about midnight last night and ask me if I had any Vaseline . And I think I might of gave him my air plane glue.
Gene and Barbara where getting married but the only problem was neither one of them had a job. So they had to spend there honey moon at there parents house.
In the morning little Johnny woke up and went to the breakfast table to ask about his brother Gene. He said Mom is Gene and Barbara up yet? No replied his mother. Little Johnny says you know what I think? Mom replies I dont want to know what you think get your ass to school! Little Johnny comes home for lunch and asks , hey is Gene and Barbara up yet Mom? No she replies again. Little Johnny says you know what I think ? Mom says in a very stern voice , I dont want to know what you think get your ass to school! Finally Johnny as the table at night for supper and asks again Mom is Gene and Barbara up yet? No replies his Mom. Well you now what I think says little Johnny ? Reluctantly , Mom finally says ok little Johnny what do you think? Well Johnny says Gene came into my bedroom about midnight last night and ask me if I had any Vaseline . And I think I might of gave him my air plane glue.
Rman
aw, man...ouch...lmao! that's terrible...
deleted_user
lmao... :-0
deleted_user
So...they're just laying up there...glued together???? Is that it??? Sorry, I'd have been screaming a long time before breakfast came and went.
hurtinandhealin2560
lmao! Thanks, Cuda.
CUDAMAN
GLAD YOU GUYS LIKED IT!
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