Breakups & Divorce Support Group
Just broke up with someone or in the midst of a difficult divorce? Breaking up is difficult no matter what the circumstances are. They say that time heals all wounds, but sometimes a listening ear or a hug can work wonders for the heart. Whether you need a place to vent, someone to hold you to No Contact, or need advice about what to do, we're here to help.
(punching TML in the shoulder)
Soon a smallish coyote crossed there path, Once again the Texican seemed amazed at what he saw, "Did you see that chihauhau?" The Missouri man looked to the Texican in disbelief, "That weren;t no cheewaawaa, that was a kyyoti" His sharp reply volleyed back by the Texican, "Hmph, well we must be over run with wolves in Texas"
As they drove closer to the river, and the temp being warm, a large snapping turtle was making his way across the road. Once again, the Texican barked out his discovery, "What in the name of Sam Houston was that?" the Missourian turned slowly in his gaze and calmly said, "You mean to tell me you Texicans don't have ticks down yonder"
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.