I want to.................




Steal Jaken's friend's shoes and run like a wild bitch outa here lmao

Cucumbers are my repeaters.

Shoes are ankle boots by DollHouse. Makers of the finest stripper like shoes. Nice solid to wear but my fucking ankle chooses not to accept them often.

Paul is a douche.

And rman is playing a martyr.

Pfffffffft. Rmyth is WELL on the path to evil.

thank you bj!!

First, puff, puff, GIVE!! no one told me that there was a party going on in the no sex thread!!

second, umm... I forgot, I'm still looking for the joint

Query Crafter.
Is that REALLY coding?

*Hides Perl, CGI, and HTML books*

Select *
from Mavs_didnt_make_playoffs
where headcoach = 'needs to be %'
and dallas like 'awesome'
order by player_salary

I am fucked on inner and outer joins... so yah, it's coding.

Well damn, I've been lowered down to a query crafter??

Select 'Mavs' + WTFAction + 'my ass'
From TDsHat
Where Loss = 'My Anniversary'

Shit, I think that's when we stopped having sex.... Damn the mavs!!

No order by? tisk tisk! Sort woman sort! LOL!

250

well shit first of all ive come to notice this forum has become a joke and as a guy i can bet its all dudes making light of the fact that me and my girlfriend broke up a week ago after an almost 3 year relationship. i dont think ill ever be able to fall in love again let alone have sex again. im so emotionally dammaged its not even funny and to see all theese comments taunting other peoples pain is bull shit. i dont know where to go from here in my life i thought i found the love of my life and she cold heartedly broke up with me over the phone after an almost 3 year relationship all ive ever wanted was for someone to love me and never to get hurt again but...fuck it

Sorry for your pain CEK..... the people here are all dealing with the pain of a breakup or divorce, some have had invested 10,20,30,40 years into a relationship and feel just as much pain as the next.... we all have our issues and deal with the pain the best way possible...

some use humor, some use wisdom, some use the ease of a simple hug... I hope you find your way and heal yourself from this hurt.

be safe and take care of yourself.....

CEK you will notice over a period of time we all have our days of humor, and our days of pain. We just hope the days of humor will be enough to get us through the pain and on the road to healing. Hope you too have some days of humor too real soon.

BTW... Life without sex sucks

how long is to long

ditto Jaken's #252 reply