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Gee, you can't tell I am thinking about sex can you with all these posts?!
Sometimes I DO prefer BOB over sex b/c I can only come w/BOB, not through intercourse (but orally, yes)... wow, that doesn't sound good, does it, I can only come with plastic! But it's true. I know many women have the same issue.
If the man is patient I can come via oral, but most aren't so I'm like screw it, I will do that myself later! My ex would get mad when I would take BOB out of the drawer after sex when he was washing up b/c he was mad he didn't have the same effect on me. He would even try and ruin my coming b/c he was jealous of BOB! Just one of the MANY reasons he is my ex!
Now what you've heard about my sex life w/BOB...
Sometimes I DO prefer BOB over sex b/c I can only come w/BOB, not through intercourse (but orally, yes)... wow, that doesn't sound good, does it, I can only come with plastic! But it's true. I know many women have the same issue.
If the man is patient I can come via oral, but most aren't so I'm like screw it, I will do that myself later! My ex would get mad when I would take BOB out of the drawer after sex when he was washing up b/c he was mad he didn't have the same effect on me. He would even try and ruin my coming b/c he was jealous of BOB! Just one of the MANY reasons he is my ex!
Now what you've heard about my sex life w/BOB...
As a man, if you can't get your woman "off" try wiping it on the curtains afterwards....at least you'll get the scream.
It's when you take your finger, rub it along your/her butt hole, then rub you finger just under her nose! That'll get the scream as well!!
Okay, 'nuff from me now.
Try harder men!!! I'll never give up... to the bloody point that as a last resort I'll just try and finish her off with a sour rasberry down there.
"When you pat their HEADS and RUB their bellies, they respond to your love
and care by getting more and more EXCITED. Their tails start to move faster,
they start to bark louder and louder and ULTIMATELY, when they are truly
happy DOGS........ You place their face near you, and they give you a WET
LICK with their tongue! In addition to the WET LICKING, you can also make
your DOG kick its hind leg while PETTING IT." - WHAT ELSE CAN YOU MAKE
THESE DOGS DO?
Note: some minor changes