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Pleasing the opposite sex

Rman
Rman
How to Please a Woman
Follow this advice if you wish to impress your girlfriend.

Compliment her;
respect her;
honor her;
cuddle her;
caress her;
love her;
kiss her;
stroke her;
buy things for her;
tease her;
comfort her;
protect her;
hug her;
hold her;
spend money on her;
wine and dine her;
listen to her;
care for her;
stand by her;
support her;
hold her.

How to Please a Man
Follow this advice if you wish to impress your boyfriends.

Show up naked;
Bring beer.
deleted_user
deleted_user
What ? No food ?
deleted_user
deleted_user
Oh My God.

Not one mention of Tacos. Or Crabcos even.

What has this world come to?

AND.

TheRoad has turned into a commie muppet.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Can I show this to my boy friend??? (Whenever he happens to exist?) I love your advice! And I am surprised at the lack of tacos in your posting too.

A commie muppet? I though it was a gay muppet.
Rman
Rman
My original post was intended to show how to IMPRESS a girlfriend or boyfriend. Now if you want them to marry you, THEN you bring tacos and crabcos. Be very careful, though...it really works...
Melin2
Melin2
Apparently it doesn\'t! I showed you a taco and you didn\'t propose! *cry*
deleted_user
deleted_user
Well, I keep trying to teach you about tacos, and it hasn\'t gotten me very far either.
deleted_user
deleted_user
I vomited in my mouth a little.
deleted_user
deleted_user
nudity
beer
tacos

What else is there? Football I guess, but you don\'t even need a woman to enjoy that. Unless they\'re cheerleaders. :-)


Sometimes you can do all of those things on that list for a woman and more and they still can\'t keep their legs crossed.
afanador
afanador
showing up naked and/or with a beer never did anything for my husband...even though he hardly did anything of the above list for me. boo hoo
deleted_user
deleted_user
Wow that there looks like a lot of work.

Is any human worth all that effort?
guitarwes
guitarwes
Lol, I love the list!

Its scary...we acctually that easy to please sometimes but...i agree with AJ on this one...Big ol\' salt beef and Potato\'s dinner would be good with the naked beer bringing also...=p
FrankTheGreat
FrankTheGreat
You forgot to add: "Don\'t talk so much."
deleted_user
deleted_user
Sex, sex, sex that is all you men think about....geez
Melin2
Melin2
"Sometimes you can do all of those things on that list for a woman and more and they still can\'t keep their legs crossed"

Did I miss something? You don\'t want.... scratching my thinker on this one.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Beware of sex and cookies.

By the time I came out of that fog, I was already married....