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OT - Who invented kissing?

Rman
Rman
When you think about it, kissing is like some strange fucking ritual, where people smash their lips together, go nose to nose, eye to eye, and make funny faces...it just seems odd to me...Who the hell invented this thing?
deleted_user
deleted_user
Oh, well, ummmmmmm...*thinks it over*

Have you ever been out on a date and the guy just kisses you without any warning? I'm sorry, but yuck. I haven't even made up my mind if I want to have another date with the guy, I sure as hell don't want to swap spit with them 99% of the time. The 1% is for someone who I wanted to just leap on and devour the first time I saw him.
deleted_user
deleted_user
what's a date?? Oh hold on....*thinks back 16 years* um, I think I mostly saw the kisses coming. The early kisses are only good if you're really on the same page, you're right. Otherwise, icky. I agree.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Hiker: yes, the opinion of whether or not you are any good at kissing, depends on the other party.

Then again they people may also say you suck because they want to make themselves feel better. (like in the case of my stbx lol)

teg: wow, you actualy had a 1% ?
howd he get away?
Rman
Rman
I prefer to just send DS funny face hugs to my dates...
deleted_user
deleted_user
lol hiker, 16 years? thats.. sad
deleted_user
deleted_user
well, i went on dates with my husband during those 16 years. I knew he was going to kiss me, though... well, the first 14 years anyway.
Rman
Rman
I have only kissed one woman during the past 10 years or so...that does sound rather pathetic...
deleted_user
deleted_user
Well Rman...maybe more would kiss you if you didn't spit chunks of food in their mouths....just sayin' :P
deleted_user
deleted_user
oh, and here you fooled me into thinking you didnt have any dates
Rman
Rman
It's a way of showing affection when they are hungry...just like birds...
deleted_user
deleted_user
seriously though, who was the guy that got the first blowjob? how the fuck did he convince that first woman to let him stick his dick in her mouth?

I kinda want to give him a medal
Rman
Rman
*bows head in moment of silence to that dude*
llmt
llmt
Soon..you are on THAT kick lately aren't you...must be missing that. I enjoy kissing if it's good, very much.
deleted_user
deleted_user
I'm just glad to see men still like BJ's after seeing it mentioned here repeatedly lately that some men do not. WTF..
deleted_user
deleted_user
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