what's shaking huahua? You okay?

What Z said....wine, food, sex oh, and talking... I like talking.

NO TALKING...just for directions, instructions and/or the 'safe word'....

fify

To Know if Colin Farrel really does have the biggest *bleep* bigger than Tommy Lee's 13"
*bleep* :-P

You know, this guy named Christian Carter sells a lot of cd's and dvd's from relationship experts. Maybe you could look him up and he could give you some pointers. Some guys really are clueless, it's not that they want to be clueless, I think we don't know how to communicate with them properly so they can truly understand what we want and need. It's not that they don't care, we just don't know how to say it so they can hear it.

Women can talk to eachother all afternoon and completely understand one another. Put a man into the mix and he'll get lost in under 5 minutes... and will most likely get up from the table and leave. Unless he's gay... LOL!

Men are physical and women are emotional

You need a job so you can make some money
You need a nice warm place to stay
A sense of humor 'cause life is funny
A big stick to keep the wolf away
You need a car with good tires on it
The right place to eat barbecue
A heavy duty set of jumper cables
And no holes in you walkin' shoes

You got to find somebody to love you
Someone to be there for you night and day
Someone to share it with and be part of you

I recommend you get some life insurance
and be prepared to dial 911
Pay close attention to your high blood pressure
And stay away from the man with the gun
You need a reason to get up in the mornin'
Make sure your clock has got a snooze control
Be sure you got a place to run for cover
'Cause overnight things can sure get cold
You're gonna find that sooner or later
You need a common denominator