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When I was in college we use to play a funny practicle joke. When we could come back from the bars at night (well after they had closed) we use to smuggle in this stray dog that lived behind the dorms (he was very good natured but he reeked of dead fish because he would rub in the dead fish in the Elizabeth River). Once we had smuggled the dog into the dorms we would find someone who had left their dorm room doors unlocked and we would let the dog into their room while they slept. The dog would always go into the person's bed and lay down with them for the night.
We called the joke "The Dirty Dog" and we kept the dog well fed because we felt bad for him and he was a descent dog. He provided a lot of people with one hell of a shock in the morning too.
Anyone else played a joke similar to this?
We called the joke "The Dirty Dog" and we kept the dog well fed because we felt bad for him and he was a descent dog. He provided a lot of people with one hell of a shock in the morning too.
Anyone else played a joke similar to this?
I got really mad at this guy (no not dating him) one time. And I got all the really cheap perfume I could find or get people to donate, mixed them all together and sprayed Everything in his room. His roommate helped out by pointing out that I forgot to spray his towel.
They were burning candles for weeks trying to get rid of the smell!!
I also had one for my poor unsuspecting customers (This works on friends too, just have to be very convincing if they know ya!
Tell them you have a really cool scientific trick to show them then:
Take a rocks glass and fill it half way with water & grab a salt shaker.
Pour a good amount of water on the bar,
Take salt and sprinkle it in the water, (All the while letting them know how cool this is going to be...)
Pull out 1 strand of hair-Yours or theirs...& preferably quite long!
(Explaining to your audience how you are taking the hair and separating it in to two halves. Tell them they have to get kind of close to see what happens.)
Act like you are putting two wires together in the water....(Keep telling them to get closer & closer until their face is right near it.)
Then....WHAM!...Smack your hand full force in to the water! It's FREAKIN' hilarious how many people fall for that!
Then ask them what did they think would happen & what they saw?....guaranteed they'll still be wiping the water out of their face, 1/2 laughing & 1/2 cussing you out...while their friends are laughing at them! :-)
Childish, I know...but SO much fun!