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OT - Tacos and Sex

Rman
Rman
I just thought I'd get right to the point on this one. It always ends up there in the end anyway...
deleted_user
deleted_user
Oh goodness... We need cleanup on aisle 4.
Rman
Rman
I like tacos with salsa, lettuce, tomato, shredded cheese and sour cream.
deleted_user
deleted_user
what about the taco sauce Rman?
Salsa con queso!?
deleted_user
deleted_user
TD, you what??????? OMG! Why do you have to tell everyone our secrets???

Hi twin Queen! Hi princess Panini!

Can I have my concubines for the dungeon now?
deleted_user
deleted_user
Hi Marting *eagerly waves*
deleted_user
deleted_user
another newbie Southern:

To taco or not to taco, that is the question!
deleted_user
deleted_user
Here we go again, showing taco ignorance. Tacos should just have the meat or whatever ingredient, chopped onion and oregano, and salsa. If they have cheese, they are called quesadillas, and if you put sourcream on them, well, you are a gringo!
deleted_user
deleted_user
MG - TD? Ramming? Why wasn't I invited? *sobs*
deleted_user
deleted_user
STM, I think I must have been passed out, because I don't remember any ramming... did he give me some kind of date drug?
deleted_user
deleted_user
No MG - if they have cheese they are Wisconsin tacos.

If they have sour cream, they are skanky tacos.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Yes he put roofies in your taco when you werent looking.
deleted_user
deleted_user
MG - the tests show he put something in your taco
deleted_user
deleted_user
I want a lawyer! I am suing his ass!
Rman
Rman
Well, TD...what exactly did you put in her taco?
deleted_user
deleted_user
Pan! We wrote the same thing!!

That means we're on to taco-roofie-putting-guys!!