Baby, I told you to change that diaper, like a few days ago, Geez

Let me see........From what I have figured out about the whole internet dating scene you get to upgrade yourself one body type. That means if I have a few extra pounds I get to be average. If I am average I get to be athletic. If I am skinny there is no where to go with the upgrade. Got to love the honesty of the skinny part! LOL

I use to think that I liked skinny chicks. I have figured out that I like chicks who take care of themselves and are at a healthy weight. In other words, it is attractive to me if she does have a little fluff but she works out and cares how she looks.

If you start telling "Old Man and the Sea" stories Road, I will bitch slap you.

I will play for the team that has the most fun, and causes the most shit.

That's the only way to enjoy myself and really, isn't that what it's all about? My personal amusement and entertainment?

I like thin and bony.... That is just me.

But, I don't judge either.

What's on the inside means a lot more than the outside.

Uhuh, You should join my new group.

"I'm not a narcissist cuz I look in the mirror at myself all day".

Newsflash.

All the insides are the same.

Oh sure, insides are the same....

But as a general FYI - size *DOES* matter.

Well yah, I mean if I could land a plane....

Or park a honda.

ALC is right....Size does matter. Take this link for example:

http://media.photobucket.com/image/Fat%20woman%20on%20top%20skinny%20%20man/christina1226/Jared-Subway-sex-fat-woman.jpg

Awww that is so ....

WRONG Heave.

I already saved it to favorites.

now since i'm sitting in my office, i'm thinking i ought not open that link.

'course I don't much care about my job anymore anyway....

You have to.

It's the law of BGD.