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OT - Ribs

Rman
Rman
Would you eat BBQ ribs on a first date? I like a woman who can sit in front of me with sauce all over her nose and shit...
That's what I call a REAL woman...
MsViv
MsViv
Oh Rman, are you really looking for a sloppy woman?
Rman
Rman
Yes.
MsViv
MsViv
well what if she ate ribs and didn't get the sauce on her nose and hands? Would you not ask her out on a second date?
deleted_user
deleted_user
Sure, and I have before.. it was interesting kind of sweet, I was 16 so maybe now it wouldn't be so sweet, but the dude I was on the date with was trying to come in for a kiss by licking some bbq suace off my face, apparently being 16 I started laughing I found it very hilarous... Good times.
MsViv
MsViv
I think I would just rub the sauce all over me. And then he can figure out what to do
lycesq
lycesq
Love ribs and I would eat them, first date or not - hell, I might even smear them over my body!

Lynne
Rman
Rman
Holy crap...this first date rib eating question has turned into an all out sex thread, full of dirty, sloppy DS women...I'm scared...please hold me...
MsViv
MsViv
So do you need your hugs with sauce or not?
Rman
Rman
sauce, thank you...
deleted_user
deleted_user
hmm, only if they were baby back...
deleted_user
deleted_user
I cooked pork all night last night in the crock pot - having pulled pork for dinner -
Rman
Rman
If I were eating pulled pork tonight, I'd also make baked beans and coleslaw...
Rman
Rman
Randy: Napoleon, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, go find your own.
Randy: Come on, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.
Randy: [kicks the tots]
Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Gross! Freakin' idiot!
MsViv
MsViv
you guys are making me hungry.. Dinner at Rote's. Rman is bringing the baked beans and cole slaw and Jaken is bringing the taker tots..

I'm just going to show up and eat. :-)
okay, I'll bring the extra sauce for Rman
deleted_user
deleted_user
makin' cole slaw - the oriental one with browned ramin noodles and chopped peanuts. Yummmmmm