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Okay here's mine
Take one large bottle of Patron Silver tequila
One Queen aka ShootTheMoon
Undress
Insert
Repeat if necessary
Turkey Baster.
Begin...yes add green chilies. I don't know why that is not in the recipe.
TD...shoot don't even know nutin' about OLD BAY
There's 5 minutes of foreplay. 15 minutes of sex between a foursome?
That's only if Peter picked his pickled peppers.
AND
The old lady in the shoe isn't too tired.
You wouldn't know a tostada if it sat on your lap.
It would burn.