Hey Pirate, stop asking the girls to walk your plank!

I'm NOT!!


I'm asking to wax the mast...

Wasn't there a Golden Snatch in the Harry Potter movies?

"dead fish"
LMAO

Is your ship the Hornblower?

nope...the Seadragon *wink*

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I have learned more vocabulary on particular body parts since I have been on DS than in the 20+ years I was married... Thanks for the laughs guys.

Ahhhh, ooooooo. The Golden Portals have opened!

This thread cracks me up...I saw a Facebook ad for bejeweling after a brazillian wax.... so a golden pooder with bling....btw, gold is very soft when it is pure.....

Vagazzle...that was the name of it....lol

justspiffy...think we will see it on late night commercials? How will Ron Popeil sell this one!!!??

Golden? Pffffft .... mines Titanium

From the Urbn Dictionary....The act of bedazzling your vagina (blinging your beaver), per the instructions of Jennifer Love Hewitt on the Lopez Show.
To really get someone's attention, you can color-coordinate your Vagazzle to your outfit.
vajazzle vejazzle vegazzle vajisle vijazzle
by Moutain Moose Jan 13, 2010 share this
2. vagazzle
"After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady," she said. "It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays." -Jennifer Love Hewitt
bedazzle vagina vagazzling "decorate your vagina" sparkle

3. Vagazzle When a female blings out her vagina. This could be by using tiny crystals or even glitter. Coined by Jennifer Love Hewitt in an interview with George Lopez.
Hey baby, my vajayjay is vagazzled just for you.

Okay .... there's only a couple of ways you could possibly do that. One involves glue. And no thanks. The other would be ... um ... cornrowing with those sparkly beads. And that would be a BIG no thanks!

Of course, I suppose one could get pre-beaded extensions.


*looks through her boxes of beads*

or piercings

one of my best friends bejeweled herself years ago.