ONE TIME...not in bandcamp, I was sunning by the pool and there was this guy who was across the pool from me...HE WAS SO CHEEZY...all cool with his dark tan, sun glasses and licking his lips at me.....ew....THEN.....OMG...he sat up and turned over.....ZITVILLE...HUGE ONES...LIKE BOILS....with YELLOW HEADS....JUICY ONES.....*snort*....

Anyway....I was totally engrossed in staring at those mountains in his back and then, he turned back around and sat up and lifted the head rest to a sitting position....apparently, when he leaned back, one of his AMIGOS POPPED! He got up to walk away...and he was wearing a speedo...there was yellow juice on the chair and running down his back....

RR...jealous?

Yah Dres,that pretty much covers it.

well, RR, just about everything came out of that zit

That is the most f*cking disgusting story I have EVER heard Z.

*Swoons*

*Gets out my German steel surgical zit popping tool* (true story).

*projectile vomits*

"I think I saw a boot come out of him" --Adam Sandler (Wedding Singer)

I am Z...and I'm a zit poppingholic....my kids hid from me and they thanked God they were gifted with good skin....I can't wait for mancub's puberty...I hope I can still see by then....

Well both of you popped my stomach.

Thanks for that.

Don't get me started....I have IBS stories....*omg*

Well that's two of us down TD

speaking of which, Z, I had a mystery vomit occur Saturday afternoon. Just happened out of the blue. Is that IBS?

wrong end Dresden baby....wrong end....

Back to zits....*for now*....I had a cousin that was a zit tyrant....true story.

Now there's a proactive ad on the right side of the screen. Pfffffffffft

o m g doxie

i will never be the same

*vomit in my mouth*