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HeaveToo 09/01/2009

I just found out today that my ex is dating a guy that is almost as old as her father. Gray hair and the like. Supposedly he is some big wig at the place where she works.

At this point I am laughing my ever loving ass off. Seriously people, this is just way too funny. She was cheating on me with Old Man River!!!!!! Holy Shit!!!!! I was thinking that she found someone better looking than I but all she really found was someone with money. Seriously, I was a little chunky at one point but as I slim out I look better and she is stuck with a guy who will just fall apart as she moves on with it!! ROTFL!!!!

So to quote Adam Sandler in Big Daddy...to my ex....."Have fun with your guy and his old balls!" ROTFL

deleted_user 09/01/2009

lol lol lol, i just don't understand it, why would someone want that. i'm not trying to make fun of the old guy, i guess he must be in his glory, but.......ewwwwwwwww, yuck, gross. i hope she gets what she deserves and that she is stuck changing his diapers when he reaches that stage. YUCK. xoxoxoxxoxo

deleted_user 09/01/2009

Okay, you guys better tread lightly here with the gray hair comments!

I may be gray, but I can keep up with most of you young-uns!

LMAO

deleted_user 09/01/2009

gray hair is sexy on a guy....seriously. I kept trying to get my stbx to stop dying his... really, really old is NOT sexy. Now I'm thinking of Jon Stewart... dreamy sigh...

deleted_user 09/01/2009

Easy, Hiker.....take deep breaths......

@HeaveToo: Great Big Daddy reference! Very underrated movie.......

deleted_user 09/01/2009

***breathing deeply while thinking about Jon Stewart*** ??

deleted_user 09/01/2009

Be thankful you got ou Heave. She could be a Black Widow in the making. Bet you the old guy doesn't live to long.

HeaveToo 09/01/2009

Bernie...based on what I know of her...she won't screw him to death. ROTFL.

solongbye 09/01/2009

My ex idiot admitted that his ho was nothing, he also said that he would never be with a smart woman again..he got that right.

the visual of old balls is not what I needed today.

HeaveToo 09/01/2009

Funny how few people want to touch my post about Old Balls. ROTFL!!!!!!!

I am still laughing about this!

ChiTownBear 09/01/2009

when my ex left, I figured it had to be for someone better looking, had money, etc. But she got none of those. He was her dad's age, on his 3rd business, MARRIED with kids, and about 350lbs. yes, I felt better when I knew it wasn't about the physical part of the relationship and that what she wanted all along, is what I have told her all along that she wanted all along and that was someone to be her dad and take care of her.

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