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HeaveToo 09/01/2009

I just found out today that my ex is dating a guy that is almost as old as her father. Gray hair and the like. Supposedly he is some big wig at the place where she works.

At this point I am laughing my ever loving ass off. Seriously people, this is just way too funny. She was cheating on me with Old Man River!!!!!! Holy Shit!!!!! I was thinking that she found someone better looking than I but all she really found was someone with money. Seriously, I was a little chunky at one point but as I slim out I look better and she is stuck with a guy who will just fall apart as she moves on with it!! ROTFL!!!!

So to quote Adam Sandler in Big Daddy...to my ex....."Have fun with your guy and his old balls!" ROTFL

deleted_user 09/01/2009

www.youtube.com/results?search_query=ball+bras&search_type=&aq=0
I know I did this link wrong, but Heave, ya' gotta to to You Tube and search "Ball Bra" - you will die!!

Rman 09/01/2009

That is why they say money is the root of all evil. Glad you are finally able to laugh about this, though!

deleted_user 09/01/2009

Old Man River................*lmao*

HeaveToo 09/01/2009

Oh no way dude. This is way too funny. Seriously...I am prettier than this man! I also have a much better body! ROTFL. Shit, the one thing I really don't give a shit about is money, as long as I am doing well than I am happy. Since she loves money, she gets to love the old balls!

deleted_user 09/01/2009

hmmmmm old balls or unemployment check........

deleted_user 09/01/2009

But just think of her Christmas card with her own personal Santa...

***gag***

Rman 09/01/2009

For another laugh...warning...this scene shows balls.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1yhwr4eAaM&feature=related

deleted_user 09/01/2009

I got your stimulus package right here... *grabs crotch*

deleted_user 09/01/2009

eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

*kisses unemployment check*

HeaveToo 09/01/2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERyUYfsAPpM&feature=related

deleted_user 09/01/2009

OMG, Heave!! You crack me up!! Gotta love a good Adam Sandler line!

HeaveToo 09/01/2009

Well....although it is really funny, one cautionary tale to go with this.....Stay the hell on land and do not set foot on my Kingdom, the sea! ROTFL. I would hate to have to sink Old Man River!

deleted_user 09/01/2009

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

OK, now I have that freaking song stuck in my head!!

deleted_user 09/01/2009

OMG--just watched the Jackass vid...Laughing so hard!!! that show is crazy...

HeaveToo 09/01/2009

Hrm. A nice person would get them some Viagra! ROTFL.

As far as the loose skin and old balls.....can't help them there. Besides, she may like the fact that he needs a pill to get a thrill....she will hide his damn pills and he will think that he misplaced them because of his altheimsers.

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