Breakups & Divorce Support Group
Just broke up with someone or in the midst of a difficult divorce? Breaking up is difficult no matter what the circumstances are. They say that time heals all wounds, but sometimes a listening ear or a hug can work wonders for the heart. Whether you need a place to vent, someone to hold you to No Contact, or need advice about what to do, we're here to help.
This morning, as I was getting ready to get in the shower, my wife walked in my bedroom to grab her phone. I was naked and before she saw me, she began saying that she needed the checkbook, so that she could pay for a gymnastics class for my daughter. Then we met face to face...me buck-naked. I just started talking like nothing weird was happening...but I was naked as fuck. We just stood there for about 30 seconds, talking about gymnastics...and I was really, really naked....
Be careful, cuz without your pee-pee, well you won't be able to go pee-pee.
Not to mention you won't be able to post inane topics on here, and keep us endlessly amused. What the hell else would I do with my time?
Work inthe garden?
Get a job?
Get off this computer?
Please, Rman, no break dancing, ....
Lest
you should affect thousands here, for thousands of hours!
We've had enough changes in this room as of late, couldn't fathom another one....and the next biggest one here....being all about your pee-pee!
The Marcarena, the chicken dance, slow dancing...all okay.
But you are forbidden from break-dancing!
Sorry, but I must remove your freedom of pee-pee dancing, for all of our sakes!
*damn pee-pee threads*