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I did a really good deed for the weekend. I got a guy a free Thanksgiving meal and a free plane ticket back to El Salavador! Yep...And how may you ask that I was able to accomplish this?
Well you see, This jerk was driving down the highway loaded like a freight train. Someone was nice enough to call it in and I found the guy. I arrested him for Driving Under the Influence. The guy wouldn't cooperate or give me his name. No problem, I ran his prints on livescan and I found out who he was and his day went from bad to horrible.
Turns out that he had a pending warrant that wanted him to serve the remainder of a 20 day sentence from a previous DUI. Oh, he also had another DUI in Manassas, VA so that makes the DUI that I charged him with a felony. He also had 7 different aliases and his driver's license was suspended. He also refused to take the breath test (another charge). Charged him with obstruction because he wouldn't give me his name or birthdate. Finally, the guy had an open container of beer in the car (Charge #6).
He was put in jail with no bond since he wouldn't cooperate or give me an I.D. He will be in jail this Thanksgiving so there is his free Thanksgiving meal!
And the free plane ticket you may ask? Well, thanks to Uncle Sam and I.N.S. he is now on a detainer and he will get flown out of the country to El Salavador (his home country) after he serves out the nice long sentence that he will get for all the stuff I charged him with.
I think that I am a nice guy for hooking that guy up with free food and a plane ticket. Anyone else agree with me?
Well you see, This jerk was driving down the highway loaded like a freight train. Someone was nice enough to call it in and I found the guy. I arrested him for Driving Under the Influence. The guy wouldn't cooperate or give me his name. No problem, I ran his prints on livescan and I found out who he was and his day went from bad to horrible.
Turns out that he had a pending warrant that wanted him to serve the remainder of a 20 day sentence from a previous DUI. Oh, he also had another DUI in Manassas, VA so that makes the DUI that I charged him with a felony. He also had 7 different aliases and his driver's license was suspended. He also refused to take the breath test (another charge). Charged him with obstruction because he wouldn't give me his name or birthdate. Finally, the guy had an open container of beer in the car (Charge #6).
He was put in jail with no bond since he wouldn't cooperate or give me an I.D. He will be in jail this Thanksgiving so there is his free Thanksgiving meal!
And the free plane ticket you may ask? Well, thanks to Uncle Sam and I.N.S. he is now on a detainer and he will get flown out of the country to El Salavador (his home country) after he serves out the nice long sentence that he will get for all the stuff I charged him with.
I think that I am a nice guy for hooking that guy up with free food and a plane ticket. Anyone else agree with me?
Rock on bud!!
Had some little 4 year kid left stranded at one of our events, Had to keep him at my office for an hour, fed him, loaned him my jacket until they figured out what stupid non profit group left him behind at 10:30 pm crying on a bench in a locked down fairgrounds in the dark. I drove up and see a little body sitting on a bench. Im like "Great another damn ghost). Sure enough, little boy soaked in tears crying because he was left behind. Fairgrounds had closed down and shut the lights off all over. Whats worse is on a Sunday night at 10:00 pm. No one was answering their damn phones. I felt bad for the kid.
AND HE WAS BLACK! So I get 10 extra points.
(Ok didnt need that part)
But yeah they left him behind when they were doing a huge function here. (Annual Tree Lighint ceremony) He actually beat me at my own PS3 game. I told him to come back soon to teach me how to play because I suck at it.
that part should have been omitted...
Minus 400 points for ignorance and racism.
I have a family full of them.
Drunks
I have a family full of those too.
We cant we all just be friends.
Atlest there arent any racists in my family.
but the ignorant part stands. if you have an ongoing inside joke with a friend where you make derogatory comments about black people you should probably keep it inside and not public... anyone else reading it will only see ignorance...
(A paraphrased, actual response said to me by a co-worker when I once jokingly accused her of being racist.)
Frank gets +5 points for funny,
-1 point for insulting physically handicapped peoples intelligence (as if a woman in a wheelchair would drop to the level of dating Road)
LOL