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If you saw your ex

Rman
Rman
If you saw your ex and his/her lawyer drowning in a swimming pool, would you...
go to lunch or the movies?
deleted_user
deleted_user
Can I pee in the pool first?
deleted_user
deleted_user
The lawyer would adapt, shark instinct you know. They do fine in any water based scenario.

(No offense Franklin el Grande)
deleted_user
deleted_user
I\'d fart in their general direction... lol
deleted_user
deleted_user
Take pictures!
pemdcat
pemdcat
I usually have my hands full...I\'d ask the X to hold the stuff while I gave the lawyer a hand getting out...... no I would help both out of the pool....I have no animosity toward either...in fact her lawyer would have been my first choice for me.....he is a good guy....
patti22
patti22
Depends....are taco\'s for lunch?

Oh please, I\'d save them both, then bill the lawyer for my time.

Now if you\'re asking would I start CPR?

That\'s a different question. I\'d have to think about it.
gerette
gerette
hmmm

I have a bit of a different scenario for me.

Have often thought...if ex was on fire...I would not piss on him to put him out...

So...the whole \'water\' imagery has me confused...

Sorry...lol

gerette
deleted_user
deleted_user
If my ex , his attny, and my three lawyers were drowning......
It would be a good start.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Please tell me you are STILL in counseling Pem!!! :oP
Melin2
Melin2
Rman, are you having anger issues today honey? Let it all out. Go to a triple feature and order the big refillable tub of popcorn with lots of butter.

But for heavens sake STOP SMOKING!!!!!
deleted_user
deleted_user
Stbx does not have lawyer.

So make that STBX and his Whore drowning well, I think they\'d be safe. Silicone floats doesn\'t it?
pemdcat
pemdcat
Sorry TD I just don\'t got anything for the X good, bad or sideways....and her attorney actually had to convince her that what I was offering was a good deal....and that if she continued to be so obstinate he would resign
Rman
Rman
Melin. I know you hate my avatar, but I still feel like a stressed out baby. I will look for a baby eating a taco avatar soon...
deleted_user
deleted_user
Good for you and your lawyer Pemdcat! It is nice to hear a positive story. Sometimes I thin the attnys I hired secretly work for my stbx.
deleted_user
deleted_user
"If you told me you were drowning I would not lend a hand......"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMSRFAh8iUs&feature=related