Breakups & Divorce Support Group

Just broke up with someone or in the midst of a difficult divorce? Breaking up is difficult no matter what the circumstances are. They say that time heals all wounds, but sometimes a listening ear or a hug can work wonders for the heart. Whether you need a place to vent, someone to hold you to No Contact, or need advice about what to do, we're here to help.

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Rman 05/05/2009

I knew this moment would come sooner or later. Well, it came sooner. I just ate a family size bag of potato chips and I am now stuck in my chair...help...please...help...

BirkenstockBabe 05/05/2009

I knew it.

deleted_user 05/05/2009

I usually get stuck when I eat a whole bag of chocolate chip cookies.

deleted_user 05/05/2009

Use the grease on your fingers to help slide you out of the chair.

I have drank so many Diet Pepsi's today I'm going cuckoo.

deleted_user 05/05/2009

Rman,

This happened to me during my separation, I cried until I had headaches. Please trust me on this, seek counseling immediately!

Think of the children!

deleted_user 05/05/2009

fat ass....*looking at my own bum*

Rman 05/05/2009

Z, did you just call me a fat ass, then look at your own bum?

deleted_user 05/05/2009

One time I was really aroused and the only thing around was one of those patio tables with a hole for the umbrella to go through...

BirkenstockBabe 05/05/2009

Rman, you've got young kids....I'm sure you've seen what happened to Pooh when he ate too much hunny and got stuck in the doorway to Rabbit's house....I'm just sayin'!

deleted_user 05/05/2009

Vacuum - you are one sick puppy. LOL

BirkenstockBabe 05/05/2009

Ewwww, Vac..........but, you've got a cool motorcycle, so, okay!

deleted_user 05/05/2009

Is that all it is when you said you are stuck. I was going to tell you the vacuum is not used for that.

deleted_user 05/05/2009

Vac, there's nothing like an appropriately cooled Harley exhaust pipe.

I am just sayin'...

patti22 05/05/2009

They call them "family sized" because they will soon have you start looking in a 'family way'.

MonkeyB0y 05/05/2009

Just Burp...it always helped me.

deleted_user 05/05/2009

RMan - did you ever get out of the chair? If not, I hope you didn't have a lot to drink today, that could end up being a problem.

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