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I'm not even sure what that means...
What is really on your mind?
This couple had been married for a long time, and one fine summer day as they are both outside. She is working in the yard, and the man is getting ready to fire up the BBQ. His wife is bent over pulling weeds and he looks at her butt, then looks at his grill and finally says to her, I think your butt is wider than this grill.
She ignores him, and continues about her work so as not to make it worse than it is.
the man can not leave it alone and says it again. I think your butt is wider than my grill here. He then goes into the house and brings back a tape measure, where he proceeds to measure first his grill then her butt. To which he exclaimed and laughed, I was right , Your butt is 2 inches wider than my grill. The woman lets it go and goes inside to continue her day .
That night after dinner and showers, they are in bed and the husband starts feeling a little randy. He tries to cuddle up next to his wife and rubs her on the arm, which she ignores. He then tries to touch her and she turns over to go to sleep.
The man is a little incensed and says,. What is wrong?
She answers, "You're crazy if you think I'm firing up that big ass grill for one tiny weenie.. LMFAO..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mAI7lsEfug
Sorry, that was just the first thing that came to mind. I watch too many movies.
I mean that's what good friends do.
Actually my take on that quesiton is if you have to ask someone then you already know the answer.