Breakups & Divorce Support Group
Just broke up with someone or in the midst of a difficult divorce? Breaking up is difficult no matter what the circumstances are. They say that time heals all wounds, but sometimes a listening ear or a hug can work wonders for the heart. Whether you need a place to vent, someone to hold you to No Contact, or need advice about what to do, we're here to help.
"Okay, I can't believe I'm about to suggest this, but...here goes. This might be the weirdest thing I've ever posted on craigslist.
I broke up with my girlfriend a while back, and well, for the most part, I'm dealing with it fine, best I can. However, I'm having a hell of a time getting to sleep. And here's where you potentially come in.
So...yes, I'm looking for somebody to sleep next to. And let me emphasize/clarify: I am NOT looking to have sex. I am NOT looking to pay for sex. Or pay for anything. No friends with benefits, no playing hide the salami, etc. No matter how much you might offer or beg, I am only looking for a warm body to sleep next to. I could offer dinner/breakfast with the strict understanding that at the end of the day, I will not have sex with you.
Attractiveness is not a factor, if you're a decent human being that doesn't take up more than half the bed, you'll do. And for my own personal safety, please don't be a serial killer. Oh, and please have an abode of your own.
So why in the "men seeking women" section? Well, as open-minded as I am, I have to admit that the idea of sleeping with a grown man is unnerving. And, sigh, there's probably a woman in the area who's going through something similar, and maybe she's having problems getting to sleep. Maybe I could help her too. Worse comes to worst, we could have a good laugh at my silly ass craigslist ad.
I don't snore, I shower daily, and have a clean scent (Dove for men), and I change my bed sheets regularly. I do have a cat. I do not have children. References upon request."
Yes, I am really posting it. No, I don't think I thought my cunning plan through.