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Sea Cruise Journal
DEAR DIARY: DAY ONE
All packed for the cruise ship - all my sexiest dresses and make-up.
Really excited.
DEAR DIARY: DAY TWO
Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins. Met the
Captain today - seems a very nice man.
DEAR DIARY: DAY THREE
At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off
the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt
honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and
attentive.
DEAR DIARY: DAY FOUR
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner
with him in his own cabin. Had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and
champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I
could not be unfaithful to my husband.
DEAR DIARY: DAY FIVE
Pool again today, got sunburnt, went inside to drink at piano bar for
rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really
is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I
declined. He told me if I didn't let him have his way with me he
would sink the ship. I was shocked.
DEAR DIARY: DAY SIX
Today I saved 1600 lives. Twice.
DEAR DIARY: DAY ONE
All packed for the cruise ship - all my sexiest dresses and make-up.
Really excited.
DEAR DIARY: DAY TWO
Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins. Met the
Captain today - seems a very nice man.
DEAR DIARY: DAY THREE
At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off
the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt
honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and
attentive.
DEAR DIARY: DAY FOUR
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner
with him in his own cabin. Had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and
champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I
could not be unfaithful to my husband.
DEAR DIARY: DAY FIVE
Pool again today, got sunburnt, went inside to drink at piano bar for
rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really
is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I
declined. He told me if I didn't let him have his way with me he
would sink the ship. I was shocked.
DEAR DIARY: DAY SIX
Today I saved 1600 lives. Twice.
deleted_user
I never had a captain like that when I cruised!
JennyN
I have never been on a cruise, but I will let you know!! :>)
deleted_user
Jen - I have a boat....you wanna go on a 3 hour tour ;o)~
JennyN
Anything to take me away from the hell that is my world today!! :>) When are you gonna pick me up?
deleted_user
LMAO I liked this one. Twice.....ha ha ha
deleted_user
As soon as I fill it up with air......its inflatable, like my girlfriend....lol
deleted_user
lovesuks- see you are cheering up-three hours-wow-I'm impressed
JennyN
As long as you have plenty of platic repair glue!! Especially for the boat!! :>)
deleted_user
misty - trying to keep my sense of humor. I might be the only one who understands it, but laughter is the best medicine right?
JennyN
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE!!!!!
deleted_user
Funny Jen. LOL
deleted_user
e-mailed it to all my friends!!
deleted_user
Great line for the captain. Even better for Day six!
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