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Twisted and salty, with mustard on her head...
I truly have no idea what this means...
...please, someone hold me...
I truly have no idea what this means...
...please, someone hold me...
oh, and i like pretzels with mustard.
this is my favorite thread of all time.
I'm batting my eyelashes, tossing my hair and being all flirty and girly, giggily and tee-heeing so that I can obtain a higher ranking on this dating site.
If I'm doing this wrong, let me know.
I know i'm terrifying.
but i will say this: (TD cover your eyes)
when i am in said position, i have been known to shout out:
"Pretzel!!!"
true story
I do like the honey mustard Gardetto's pretzels....just sayin.....
and am tempted to google this "pretzel" position......
http://i.timeinc.net/recipes/i/recipes/ck/05/10/pretzels-ck-1108256-l.jpg
I thought this was a "dirty sex secrets of the universe" site... no?
Rman... a little fear of a woman isn't a bad thing... gets the adrenaline surging! :-)
Looks like it requires some balance......
Um, re: the position I made it up so you won't find it on google.
its nothing too wild.. legs twisted like pretzel.. you get the idea