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A message to my wife

Rman
Rman
It's hard to express my feelings in words, so I wrote my wife a song. Wanna here it...here it goes...


Oh, Baby I don't need you
No, Baby I don't need you
Cause I got my tacos
Yea, I got my tacos
No you can't have none
None of my tacos
Baby I don't need you
Cause I got my tacos


Thank you.
deleted_user
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Panini is marketing. She hasn't said anything about loving KE.
Who are you TD? YOu are founding partner, but what's you specialty?
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*is looking for companies willing to put adds up for us*
deleted_user
deleted_user
carl can only be in this if he agress to regular AA meetings and eat 3 crabcos a day.
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TD stand up for your company, bring me in, i'm mainlining vodka now :D
deleted_user
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Ya can't have Crabco's without drunken Limeys and you can't have drunken limey's without beer. Girls in England are called birds, black bird was a famous Beatles song, who are also from England, you following my logic here? We like it when girls from England drink.

Give Carl his fee for the drunken bird. That's the logo.

He's back in, CEO override.
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Just peek over to your left, Panini
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whoo hooo
i'll have a drink to that
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Of course you would
deleted_user
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Rman is CEO.
Marketing, HR and Finance don't want the drunken black bird on board. Unless he makes a better offer!
You are selling the company out cheap TD! Think of the image! The mothers! No. No.
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I agree with Marting, Carl needs to bring a better offer. And you do not CEO overrule anything.
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Mart do you know how many brain cells I burnt coming up with that logic?

Fine, I'll be President. I just want to get us a European presence, then we can shop around. Carl is like a bro from another ho to me, we can't cut him out just yet.
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We are willing to listen.


Marting I want to get shirts made.

We need a slogan.
deleted_user
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OK Mr. President, but you can't go around making decisions without asking us. Or we'll organize a hostile takeover.
Back to KE. I'm willing to take your bro in IF he comes up with a good offer. I think that's fair!
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Slogan is take care of.

"Where you can see tacos and crabs together, without the doctors visit"
deleted_user
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A slogan and a logo.
Think tank time!