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879 partners ever

Rman
Rman
Do you think after 879 partners, you could stay with the 880th, or would your mind wander?
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It all depends how cute she is.
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deleted_user
i was just watching a movie with Antonio Banderas and my mind wandered away from you....sowy...want a taco?
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deleted_user
ROFL
Grass is always greener other side, no?
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Your a fucking Dick.
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deleted_user
RMAN if you had 879 partners. I think Kelly better see a clinic card from the CDC.
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deleted_user
879 Partners? I feel so deprived, I can count on one hand how many I have had in my whole lifetime...

I wonder if I can conjure up my inner slut?
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LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


AWESOME. TOTALLY MADE MY DAY
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I think your mind would be on how to get rid of your crabs by then, rather than partner 880.
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So, how do you keep up with your numbers? I have a spreadsheet....lmao....
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He took their underwear.
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Some times he wears them. To stay in touch with his feminine side
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Its a very sophisticated system. He has four file cabinets, each with files containing the panties of each of his partners. In alphabetical order. And on index cards.
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deleted_user
gotta love this sense of humor ...
Rman
Rman
I wear them on my head. Panties make really good hats...
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Spreadsheet? OMG. Why did I not think of that?

Oh I know why. It would be pathetic to look at.